NicholasMarks #fundie religionethics.co.uk

We should view evolution, then, as something that happened before this planet was colonised by Almighty God...and...naturally...built his own human creation around these same laws that he knew would succeed on this planet.

Prior to this...this planet had ceased to function as a life supporting planet. Darkness was on the face of the watery deep and all life lost.

It is likely that after the last ice age and as there became a shifting of all that mass, the waters and the moon loaded a mighty drag on the spinning mechanism of the axis and the planet churned to a halt...whilst the orbital pattern continued with the opposing face locked onto the sun. This way the Holy Bible would have an anchor upon which to make its claim...

...In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth.

Now the Earth proved to be formless and waste and there was darkness on the surface of the watery deep; and God's active force was moving to and fro over the surface of the waters.

We can imagine what this active force reported back to Heaven...

'Planet void...all life lost...darkness on the face of the watery deep...could be resuscitated.'

And we all know what Almighty God decided to do...even if we don't believe it.

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