Grace Kim Kwon #fundie

Don't celebrate Halloween. It's evil. Remember and celebrate the Protestant Reformation, the Truth's triumph and the greatest incident in the entire Western civilization thus of the enture world, only next to the Christianization of Europe.
You are wrong. People everywhere converted into Christianity freely because Christianity was outstanding good and excellent. Many of us got killed by becoming Christian because the leaders were evil but we never gave up on Christianity. God helped us. The Christian workers provided literacy to all peoples; they created written languages. You guys had been just child-killing savage barbarians before the Church educated you and taught you God's Word and how to read and write. Today's Westerners and full-stomached youth don't become Christian because you prefer immorality. You need to repent of your barbarism.



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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