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The Moon is an energy sucker

This explains why you get colder temps in moonlight as opposed to shadow, it also explains why it gives off its own light, it is channeling energy of the planet through it, hence it has a charge from the souls it draws off the planet, the colder moonlight temps (proven) are because there is an energy stream going to it from the planets core, thereby causing movement of air molecules in the lit areas, shaded areas experience less draw, the moon is a vampire.

You might think it's crazy talk, but you have no problems accepting the fact there is a big yellow light up there GIVING energy, why is it so hard to understand there is a body up there TAKING energy, parasiting the process between earth and the sun

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