Urinal scenes in movies, pregnant/abortion barbie dolls, rainbow flags, and evolution are all exactly the kind of filth that myself and other concerned Christian moms are working hard to abolish.
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Have fun abolishing evolution. I've been working on trying to abolish time for years now.
It's really weird how you've decided to go against symbols instead of ideas. Is your mind to shallow to understand that getting rid of rainbow flags won't do anything to 'save' teh gheys, and banning Abortion Barbie (as if there were such a thing) won't stop abortions?
Urinal scenes in movies? What the fuck are you rambling about? Are your children not allowed in public restrooms, or is the hint that grown men pee just too much for you? You never see their naughty bits or even usually hear a sound.
Get a life.
If I recall correctly, Christians are commissioned by Christ to work on loving their neighbors, feeding and housing the poor, healing the sick, and visiting those in prison.
I don't think you know how to be a Christian, Jessica.
ABORTION BARBIE DOLLS? WHERE WAS THIS WHEN I WAS LITTLE???
Red Sun Rising, You obviously haven't seen the Jesus Bobble Head dolls that were popular a few years ago. Yep, I'm sure she'd prefer to watch Christ being beaten silly in that Mel Gibson horror flick rather than someone peeing.
Work harder.
Still won't accomplish anything, but it's highly entertaining to watch.
I think it's the "crack-ho barbie" spoof that she's upset about.
"How many movies even have urinal scenes? Austin Powers?"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XhsTzDakV-U
No clips available:
Tom Hanks: A League of Their Own
That's all I can think of.
When I saw this in Public Admin, I voted to approve it in the hopes someone would be able to tell me what the "pregnant/abortion barbie dolls" was about. Now I see that there is nothing to it.
Drat. I was really curious what an "abortion Barbie" would be like.
I think the thing that pisses me off about this is that Jessica seems to think that being a mom means she gets to be everyone's mom.
Well, if she wants to pay my rent for me, that's fine.
If I believed in Hell, I'd like to think there would be a special place there for people who try to trample on other people's rights to freedom of expression.
I hope you get raped. By a bear. A bear that God created.
There was, a number of years ago, a Barbie (or Barbie knockoff) doll which had two snap-in midsections, one where she looked pregnant, and one where she didn't. The one where she was pregnant included space for a baby. The point of the doll was supposed to be to help children understand where babies come from. There was a big uproar about it when it came out, partly because the doll was sold without a Ken doll, although if I remember correctly, a Ken was added to the set. I'll have to see if I can find a link somewhere to show it.
Not_You said: "Urinal scenes in movies? What the fuck are you rambling about? Are your children not allowed in public restrooms, or is the hint that grown men pee just too much for you? You never see their naughty bits or even usually hear a sound."
I bet they even have separate toilets for the boys and girls at home.
"So what's wrong w/ pregnant barbies? I thought you guys wanted women to make lots of babies for jesus."
Well, it's ... um ... you see ...
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SHUT UP!!!!ONE!!
we've decided that "jesus barbie" would make a great playset. imagine a nice kiddie-friendly jingle: "Jesus Barbie Crucification Hill! Comes with pink cross, glitter grown of thorns that you can wear as a ring, and three different colour loincloths! When you push a button on the cross, it says, 'Father forgive them, for they know not what they do!' Two crucified robbers, Judas doll, and weeping masses all sold separately! Collect them all!"
I don't understand this one. My wife and I were members of NFO and used to be surveyed on PRODUCTS which were sent to us free to try out(soap, detergent, cigarettes, cleaners, cat food{that our cats refused to eat, but the dog did}, dog food{that our cats loved and the dog didn't} etc.). We were paid a couple of dollars for each 15 page survey, but it got old and not worth the time. Never were we asked our opinion on the morality of a product. Zogsby surveyed me once on politics and once I was surveyed by FOXGOPNEWS(very short survey). The only survey I have ever had like this was one by Dove Broadcasting attempting to get me to sign a petition to the FCC against non-Family(read non-fundie) programing, which was worded suspiciously like Jessica's post(the lady became very upset when I informed her that my 6 and 10 year olds were in the bed with me watching a very bloody program on the battle of the Somme in WWI on the History Channel, and that if she couldn't control her own kid's viewing habits, she needed to have the "off and channel changer" buttons on her TV checked). My thought is that Jessica is a troll for some right-wing fundie group trying(apparently unsuccessfully it looks like) to troll for members for a petition or protest.
Whiskey, Tango, Foxtrot, over!
These people work really hard at finding things to be offended about....
Cue scene with abortion barbie wearing a rainbow cape and being pissed on...
That's not a movie, that's art!
ok first of all, preg/abortion barbie dolls?
WTF?
I don't swing that way but even though i am a Christian, i am not disgusted with homosexuals. And i can respect someone else's view and not be an asshole about it.
I bought a couple of those pregnant Barbie (well, actually Midge) dolls for my younger kids when I was expecting my newest baby. They loved 'em. It helped them understand how their infant sister was growing inside me; it is not always the easiest thing for a small child to comprehend.
The baby is removable from the tummy of the doll to represent the baby being born, not to represent an abortion. I sincerely hope that's not what this idiot meant! 9_9
...I honestly do fail to see how a pregnant doll is offensive. If you don't want your kid to play with it, don't buy one! Just that simple. Do these people also find a woman offensive when she is pregnant?
Urinal scenes in movies, pregnant/abortion barbie dolls, rainbow flags, and evolution
You'll find 'em all - and more - in House ! Well, OK, perhaps not the dolls , but the series certainly touches on the issues involved.
Urinal scenes in movies: I'm not entirely sure what you're referring to here, but I'm certain that it's not that common an occurance.
Abortion Barbie: Doesn't exist.
Rainbow Flags: Not hurting anyone, and you can't make something go away by pretending it doesn't exist.
Evolution: Scientific fact, just like genetics. Get over it.
Wow. To have such an untroubled life. How else could someone worry about a urinal in a movie unless they had nothing bigger to worry about. Oh well, small minds, small worries.
BTW Jessica, if you don't like a movie - don't fucking watch it.
Well, Christian Mom, are you in the laboratory coming up with compelling evidence to prove another theory other than evolution?..
...oh...you mean you are going to have it banned.
“Urinal scenes in movies,”
“pregnant/abortion barbie dolls,”
“rainbow flags,”
“and evolution are all exactly the kind of filth that myself and other concerned Christian moms are working hard to abolish.”
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