I think we have already tried to love [gay people]. They don't want it!!!! You have to have s e x with them them they will know you mean it...... maybe..... they might just have you do a bunch of stuff afterwards, like clime a tree naked, hold a sign in Town Square that says "I am a bigot and I am really a qu ee r"..... then just maybe, just maybe you can be their pet and eat the crumbs of food off their floor.....
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I'd rather that you be honest about your hatred instead of pretending to "love" me for being gay. Here's a hint: if you think someone is evil because of something that is harmless to society, affects you in no way, and is not your choice, you don't really love them. If you try to make them second-class citizens because of your irrational hatred, then you really don't love them. It's not that we don't want your love, we know that what you call love is simply bigotry with a smile. As for the rest of your screed, maybe you should just stop hating yourself and come out of the closet. You have weirder fantasies than most gay people I know.
And if you're lucky you will get frosting crumbs instead of bread crumbs.
Now if you excuse me my pet homophobe is yelling "FAGGOT! FAGGOT! FAGGOT!" Must be time to feed it. Now where's my can full of right-wing talking points?
Have you ever gotten to know a gay person as a person? I'm not asking you to agree with them, just to sincerely try and understand how they view the world and their place in it. Until you do, the "love" you refer to is only a term of convenience, with no substance behind it whatsoever.
I get it, you like the 'weird' stuff when you go looking for porn. No shame in that. I, unlike you, try not to judge.
>then just maybe, just maybe you can be their pet and eat the crumbs of food off their floor
You write the worst fan-fic. EVER!
That's funny-I've been close friends to several lesbians, and not one of them has ever demanded sex in exchange for our friendship. Male friends on the other hand, more often than not, they've expected "more" at some point or another.
"I think we have already tried to love [gay people]."
Alright just... stop right there. First sentence of your post and it's already a train wreck. If you have to try to love someone, you do not actually love that person. A child could tell you that, and a child with a mind untainted by religious prejudice could generate more genuine love than you could in a lifetime. Then again, a rant like this of course compliments the bitter galling stew of names and slogans your kind has called gays, everything from 'abominations' to 'worthy of death'.
So please, begone. You don't have the slightest grasp on love to even begin talking about it, and frankly, anyone with any self respect wouldn't give a fraction of a rat's colon to hear you lecture on it.
I SECRETLY ENJOY DICKS
GOD I LOVE DICKS
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