FSTDT.com is another diversion aimed at those still plugged into the system. The recepient is amused by things taken out of context as well as by those who say dumb things posing as Christians.
You can continue to blindly be amused by the system, or you can take the step towards God and see things from a perspective of a spectator who instead of being amused at anything is trying to help those who are still stuck in some kind of trance or zombie like state not being able to grasp the concept of why they exist.
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"trying to help those who are still stuck in some kind of trance or zombie like state not being able to grasp the concept of why they exist."
Translation: "trying to cause harm by getting people stuck in some kind of trance or zombie like state, where they accept (without question) the illogcal concepts, "Goddidit", or "it's Gods' will" as absolute explanations for their existence."
"who say dumb things posing as Christians"
meaning that people who say dumb things aren't really christians.
And then you write something like this...
Christianity by your definition does not make sense to me or most people who are sane. Not only that, you refute cold, hard facts with fantastical stories. In addition to that, many of the so-called Christians end up advocating a message condraticting Christ's original message.
So, whether a atheist, moderate Christian, Muslim or otherwise, to us, you are pretty stupid people. Most of us do not hate all Christianity or religion, mind you. Just the bigoted, hateful ones.
In conclusion, fundies are asking for it.
He has a point. We're amused by things that fundies take out of context as well as those who claim to be -any- major stance and yet say things that would invalidate every part of their stance. Also, even some Poes are funny from time to time.
As for the "system" thing, not so much.
How do you take the following 'out of context'?
"Gravity doesn't exist. [...] The more sin, the heavier something is."
"AIDS is caused by immoral behavior, not by a virus."
"I AM here to be my husband's "personal maid" and to be "stuck in the house.""
"God don't talk in Arabic. He talks in a REAL language, namely, English."
"Atheists have no value whatsoever as human
beings (they're not even human, but only inhuman animals),"
Even these small snippets of longer FSTDT posts are archly unambiguous in their meaning.
The recepient is amused by things taken out of context as well as by those who say dumb things posing as Christians.
Has Driver actually bothered to read the posts that make it to this site? I'm guessing "no."
Because if s/he had, Driver would see that they generally aren't taken out of context, and offer a link for people to go back and read the sources for themselves.
As for posing...most of them don't seem to be posing as anything other than themselves. There are people out there who are really and truly that fucking terrifying, or just plain out-and-out DUMB, walking among us. And some of them have computers.
Indeed, some things here may be taken out of context from time to time, but most of the posts we attack are just plain stupid, and stupid is stupid regardless of context.
Who's this guy, the second coming of Eternal Ambition?
I mean, listen to him... all he needs to find is another solipsistic dickwad to pal around with and a spam program...
We have to laugh and be amused by these posts from the religious and political fundie neo-cons. If we really thought about it and took them seriously and considered these people to be as stupid, mean-spirited, bigoted, biased, lock-step conformist, and willfully ignorant of history and their countrie's laws as much of this fundie religious and political ranting suggests, I think that we would extremely depressed at the direction our country was headed.
"...as well as those who say dumb things posing as Christians."
No TRUE Christian(TM) would ever say dumb things! Half these things nonbelievers couldn't make up if we tried. And come on. The context that most these quotes are taken in is irrelevant, because they're so outrageous that there's no scenario where they'd make sense.
Please don't go around accusing everyone who doesn't think like you of being in a "trance or zombie like state." It's a bit presumptuous.
"instead of being amused at anything is trying to help those who are still stuck in some kind of trance or zombie like state not being able to grasp the concept of why they exist."
That's the purpose of FSTDT, to help unstick you from your trance state.
While it is true that some quotes on here are taken out of context or are from people pretending to be stupid Christians, there are still genuine quotes. I've heard many real people echo sentiments that I've seen on here, so I have no doubt that a good percentage of these quotes are the real thing.
"You can continue to blindly be amused by the system, or you can take the step towards God..."
Hmm...
"The main obligation is to amuse yourself."
-S. J. Perelman
Honestly, I don't care WHY we're here. I'm here, and all that really matters to me now is what to do next.
There is no reason why we exist, we just make the most out of it. Snap back to reality, we don't have a place to stay afterwards.
Wait....
BRAINSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
BRAINSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
BRAINSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
I dunno, I'm having a lot of fun laughing at your dumb ass.
Come on, cut loose, join the dark side. We have free donuts.
Should we tell him that "The Matrix" was,essentially, a re-telling of Gnostic mythology, and that Gnosticism is one of the earliest recorded (and most vociferous) Christian heresies?
Naw, fundamentalists hate learning about their religion.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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