[How do you explain smaller animals that could not have lived in the wild. I own a maltese dog, which you may know is a really tiny (yet cute) dog. If Adam and Eve's children had children, wouldn't they be inbreeding and be retarded?]
It wasn't wild in Eden, the animals were friendly, even talked.
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As usual, dad makes a wild assertion to cover a gaping hole in his religion. No research, no source citations, but, for dad, any crack-pot claim can be used to support his theology.
From almost anyone else, this would be worthy of a "Bizarre Creationist Assertion of the Month" Award. But from "dad," this is hardly even a warmup for his wild fundie imagination. Papabear nailed it; "dad" is practically a freakin' civil engineer for building castles in the sky.
It wasn't wild in Eden, the animals were friendly, even talked.
And that's in the Bible where? Sounds like another quote from the Authorized Pull-It-Out-of-My-Ass Version of the Bible.
Yeah, that friendly talking serpent really fucked things up, didn't he? And apparently, the animals were smarter than Adam & Eve, too, since the talking serpent could talk Eve into doing something God had told them not to.
So THAT'S why Adam and Eve were kicked out of the garden; they were 'monkeying' around with God's genetics lab! And they broke his 'Flux Capacitor'.
"Inbreeding didn't exist then, as the genetics were different."
"It wasn't wild in Eden, the animals were friendly, even talked.
Darn it. I feel like I grew stupid from reading that comment.
This is as stupid as Ray Comfort's argument with the banana.
What kind of fossil evidence do you have for animals being friendly and talking?
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Imagine if he didn't reference Eden. Imagine if he wasn't Christian. I bet people would think he was mad and have him institutionalised."
One of Richards Dawkins oft-repeated peeves. We'll accept the craziest shit if it's wrapped in Christianity, an undeserved level of respect not present in other beliefs has been granted to Christian beliefs.
Since this has been extended to Christian politicians it's becoming a real problem, people who aren't qualified to lead are being put in office in America entirely on their claimed religious convictions.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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