A horse is a creature much-loved by women because of the feeling they get of having a large, powerful animal between their legs. Manosphere writers, however, have cautioned that a fascination or obsession with horses is often a danger sign of a mentally unbalanced woman.
Switch comments that if a woman says, "You're not the biggest I've ever had" a suitable reply is that "in most cultures it's considered weird to fuck horses".[1]
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Switch comments that if a woman says, "You're not the biggest I've ever had" a suitable reply is that "in most cultures it's considered weird to fuck horses".
An effective way to get slapped across the face.
Sometimes a horse is just a horse. (of course, of course)
Though I do wonder what Kings Wiki would think of the whole ponygirl fetish thing...
So now women are all zoophiliacs, now?
Look; When I say I want to sex-up a horse....
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....I mean THIS GUY! HE'S ONE SEXY HORSE!
Look; Some folks might be turned on by animal-like attributes, anthro-characters, kemonomimi or whatever (Heck; I think furriness and tails can be sexy. Ahhh....Sexy catgirls and catboys....Syd Barrett as a bunny-boy....Human but kitties and buns.... ;3) but even then, they wouldn't care for raping an actual critter. That's just gross. As long as the creature is imaginary and humanoid, I can't see what the big deal is (Unless it's something like Donald Duck, which is weird).
Furries aren't all zoophiliacs and the hate they get is stupid. Heck; I'd rather see someone get hot over Minerva Mink than an actual mink!
And intercourse with a horse can kill you, just ask a certain engineer for Boeing by the name of Kenneth Pinyan....You'll need to take a trip to Cassadaga FL., first....or buy a Ouija board....or pray....
"Switch comments that if a woman says, "You're not the biggest I've ever had" a suitable reply is that "in most cultures it's considered weird to fuck horses".[1]"
I'm betting you hear this A LOT.
And yes I know I should be quoting this properly, but I can't brain.
And I really love horses... I have never even remotely wanted to fuck one. I do draw them all the time. Well I did and probably will in the future. But fuck them? Not so much.
... Well I already knew that basically everything with these guys had to involve sex somehow but this sort of took me by surprise.
And uh, wishful thinking for your lame comeback. You'd probably hear that a lot less if you didn't insist on saying "Take it all! Oh you never had a five inch dick in you before, have you bitch? I am the man!" and similar attempts to reinforce the sense of worth you've overinvested in that one extremity during pity sex. Your need to compensate is showing. In fact even if they were perfectly adequate any reference to your genitals as a means to assert superiority or authority is going to provoke her to cut you down a notch.
Confused?
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