XenoNinja #fundie fstdt.com

I don't worship a book, I worship God!.. oh, and Satan did all the killing in the bible, not God. all God does is remove the protection, and then Satan moves in for the kill.

(O rly? Then you must have a different bible than everyone else does.)

Nope! I have the true bible, everyone elses bibles are fake.

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