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Re: Dear Blacks and Libs: Stop being so stupid and falling for the NWO propaganda

also remember:

Every ism you love and admire is just a

twisted and complete takeoff of Christianity.

Treyon Martin = secular saint

Obama = secular Savoir

socialism, all the isms = the Gospels

giving to liberal candidates = your offering in church.

yup, a ripoff and takeoff intended to replace the original

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old comment by Vifibi

... Wait, so a black guy HAS to vote democrat in America now? Was there something I missed last elections? Was Chris Rock really being serious when he made that stand-up saying newscasters were all "Will white people vote for a black president? We already know black guys will?"

In any case, Christianity is a twisted and complete RIP-OFF (since you forgot the proper word, I'm helping you out! It's what Jesus would do, if he was a grammar Centurion) of judaism, zoroastrianism, a bunch of pagan stuff, especially when it comes to holidays, and pretty much doesn't have a single original idea in its entire body of work. It's just something assholes have been twisting and perverting to justify their selfish needs and wants since the dawn of the Roman Catholic Church.

And, just to make it clear to your particular kind of asshole why that's a bad thing, allow me to quote from Revelation 22-19:
“And if any man shall take away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part out of the book of life, and out of the holy city, and from the things which are written in this book.”

old comment by dionysus

Dear Blacks and Libs

Blacks and libs? Are you saying the two can't coincide? Besides, the Democratic party is not liberal. They're only the more liberal option of the two we get. The other is far right.

Every ism you love and admire is just a

twisted and complete takeoff of Christianity.

Atheism comes WAY before Christianity. In fact, it predates every religion in existence. So how is that a "takeoff"? Altruism is displayed in elephants. Are you saying they're Christian or ripping off of Christianity?

Treyon Martin = secular saint

Wouldn't he be more like a martyr? Jeez, you can't even get your propaganda right. And what if we're Protestant atheists and don't believe in saints like those evil Catholic atheists?

Obama = secular Savoir

The only people I see refer to Obama as a savior are Teabaggers. Most people just consider him an average or better president. I consider him average.

socialism, all the isms = the Gospels

It's interesting that you consider socialism a ripoff of the Bible. While it came out of the French Revolution and worker's rights movements of the 18th century, it does certainly sound like what Jesus teaches. So why then does the GOP "party of Jesus" hate it so much?

giving to liberal candidates = your offering in church

As opposed to giving to conservative candidates which is just helping the cause, right? Also, I hear conservative shit never stinks.

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Martin--Never heard him called a saint. Just an innocent murder victim.

Obama--The only ones who ever refer to Obama as a savior or a messiah are right-wingers. They must be projecting the kind of ridiculous hero worship they feel for their incompetent hero Reagan onto liberals.

Socialism=The Gospels--I think you just admitted something you didn't intend to.

Donating to liberal candidates= Giving in church--See gospel remark, above. Also, in theory it would be better than giving to a lot of churches, if they're any of those that do virtually no charity work at all. Mormons, for example, are extorted out of 10% of their pre-tax income, but their corporation gives almost none of the millions it takes in in tithing to feed or otherwise help the needy. The Mormon church has given the equivalent of less than $3 per year, per member, to charitable causes since the mid-eighties, despite its billions in cash, real estate, shopping mall, and other assets. At least liberal candidates fight to help the poor.

old comment by Fifth Dentist

Let's see. Treyvon Martin = innocent kid who was shot by an armed paranoid idiot who stalked him.

Obamb = The American who was elected president in two consecutive elections. The people who would fall from progressive to liberal to centrist on the scale each have some things they like about the job he has done and also some criticisms.
People on the right, especially the barking-mad right teabaggers, think he's a ni**er, Muslim, atheist, Nazi, Socialist, Kenyan/Indonesian who is the most calculating, evil mind since Hitler whose many machinations will result in enslaving all good Christian American patriots whilst simultaneously he is the most incompetent person to ever hold the office and thus totally incapable of doing a single thing correctly.

"socialism, all the isms = the Gospels"
Well, you've got me there. If one reads the gospels closely and is honest, he would have to concede that there's a lot of Socialistic principles in them. Marx seems to have shamelessly stolen from them, down to the very wording.
I'm guessing by the other isms you are thinking Nazism, Communism, Buddhism, Sikhism, etc. You know, all those things that are not like the others that you people insist are all the same because holding two different concepts simultaneously inside your heads is just too much hard work.

giving to liberal candidates = a person giving to the candidate of his of her choice.
That's something that is legal in the U.S. Remember the Supreme Court cases that conservatives litigated that have resulted in much greater amounts of undisclosed money going into politics? Or is it only OK for people to give to the candidates whom you like?

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