(on learning that the Boy Scouts will be allowing atheists)
The atheists won't be happy until they have driven every Christian underground and taken away everything of virtue out of society.
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(on peepin' dat tha Boy Scoutz is ghon be allowin atheists)
Da atheistz won't be aiiight until they have driven every last muthafuckin Christian underground n' taken away everythang of virtue up of society.
Everything of virtue? No, just the things that your shriveled sense of empathy and embarrassingly engorged sense of self importance have tricked you into thinking are virtuous. Like, say, bigotry.
Hint, hint.
Problem being, mikey, that there is nothing virtuous about religion. Since when were thievery, deceit, bloodlust, and child rape virtuous? No wonder your cults are dwindling! My happiness does not depend on where you are, but I would not shed one tear if your depravity were driven underground, mike.
Admitting people is the same as driving those already there underground - perhaps that's just what happened with desegregation. They allowed blacks into schools, bars, art galleries and voting booths and now maybe whites can only get an education, meet for a drink, look at pictures or express their political opinion in underground establishments, always one step ahead of the law. Maybe we can test this by looking at such establishments in say, downtown Atlanta or Birmingham. Or maybe we can look at the complete lack of whites among elected representatives from the South. Or maybe we could call this a load of crap from someone who never grew up.
We're not driving out Christians, you bonehead! Atheists & Gays are not going to interfere with your camping, knot-tieing, badge-collecting & helping sweet old ladies cross the street....they just want to join the fun & be your friend.
Why can't you be like the Girl Scouts? They don't have your hang-ups....Plus, THEY HAVE COOKIES!
actually, all we want is for people to stop discriminating against us.
Other people being treated fairly is not discrimination against you people.
"The atheists won't be happy until they have driven every Christian underground and taken away everything of virtue out of society."
Either you drive the christians underground, or take away everything of virtue out of society.
You can't have both at the same time.
Being included (i.e. not being shunned and discriminated against) is the same as taking away the virtues of society? Whatever that means.
It boggles the mind that that's really how they think. They can't possibly imagine that an atheist just, yanno, wants to be part of a group. No, they must want to ruin everything! And this isn't even in the US. Imagine all the howling if this was taking place in America where they say you can't be a truly good citizen if you're an atheist.
"The atheists won't be happy until they have driven every Christian underground and taken away everything of virtue out of society."
You lot always bang on & on about how you are 'in this world, but not of it', do you not? So what the fuck are you complaining about?! And as so many of your fundie ilk have stated - in not so many words - you cannot be a True Christian if you're not experiencing 'Persecution'.
Therefore bend over & take that lovely 'Persecution'; and suck it up, Princess!
You are not of this world, as you always say. Ergo, it belongs to we Atheists. It. Is . Ours. Our gaff, our rules. Our laws; Romans 13:1-5, and all that jazz.
He screamed into the underground station, where all the atheists were driven into by the angry mob years prior. "Damn it, now I have come down there" he raged in his mind. "Now I have to accept that they exist", his mind wondered on, "but I'm sure not going to listen to them!"
So thoughtful and kind of you to imply that atheists aim to take away everything of virtue in our society. I do admit that I am delighted every time a Christian zealot shuts up and goes away, but I still support honesty, fairness and other virtues.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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