I think that Sarah Palin is a blessing for this country. I saw a vision from God stating that she would win the election if we all banded together and did what was right for this country. You can find it on my website
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So, you recieved a vision from god, saying that if the majority votes for McCain/palin, they'll win?
Wow, good thing there's an omniscient intelligence out there to inform you of such things.
"I saw a vision from God stating that she would win the election if we all banded together and did what was right for this country."
You realize that Palin isn't the one running for President, right?
How much LSD did you take?
If Palin wins, I move to Canada. She is the scariest women I have ever meet. And the stupidest. I look in her eyes, and you know what I see?...NOTHING! She has no brain, people!
NOOOOOO BRAAAAAAIIIIINNNNS.
Which is probably why she tries to suck out ours.
No, you daydreamed of a Theocracy with you at the helm and Palin passing her crown to you like a good little wench.
Also, what the fuck? Has McCain completely dropped from the running?! Seriously, Palin this, Palin that...you'd swear SHE chose HIM as her running mate!
Sarah Palin is a politician. All politicians are pragmatists. As such, she will use others, including their most dearly held beliefs, to further her own ends.
If you believe otherwise, then you are naive.
As to your vision from god, quite frankly I think at best you are self-deceiving. At worst, you are a liar.
Also, I read something recently....Sarah and Todd Palin eloped on August 29, 1988. They had their first son, Track, the following April. Do the math...
It seems the born again beauty queen was doing the nasty and forgot about her promise ring!
@ John the Atheist: That would make him a month premature. My brother and I were both born a month premature. There's lots of things to hold against her without playing that card.
@ Mrs. Antichrist: You don't really want to admit that you're married to Sarah Palin, do you?
But hey, maybe if we spread some e-mails around, they'll begin to believe it!
*sigh* As someone who actually rather likes Sarah Palin (despite the fact that I'm a gay pagan), please allow me to apologise for this twit. Whilst Gov. Palin is a conservative Christian, her past record does not lead me to believe that she is a brain-dead fundamentalist, unlike the idiot who wrote the post on the Times Online.
So let me get this straight.. your all powerful god sent you a vision telling you that if you get up and get alot of people together to vote for Palin she would win the election..
..and this is different from the normal electoral process because?
If everyone vote for the same person, then yes; that person will win. That's kinda how elections work, dearie.
Luckily, most Americans are not insane enough to want the Caribou Barbie as president of these United States.
It's enough that the Russian president is a megalomaniac...
We may find it on your website, but thank fuck that we won't find it in any history book that Palin won the election.
And I'm not even American.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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