Adherents to the House of Obama are fundamentally and unalterably opposed to the survival of the Constitution of the United States, and most particularly it's Bill of Rights. The House of Obama is based on the teachings of Karl Marx, Benito Mussolini, Bill Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, the Queen of Hearts and Joe Isuzu. The House of Obama commands that democrats carry out mendacity, calumny and psychosis indefinitely against all opponents until the House of the Constitution, which is alien to The House of Obama, is not tolerated, and all Americans are brought under the complete domination of the House of Obama, where Obamariah is strictly enforced.
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Yes, because Karl Marx and Benito Mussolini were both on the same end of the spectrum...
Well, at least you managed not to mention Herr Hitler. Well done.
1) Mussolini was a fascist, Marx was a Communist. The two philosophies are exactly opposed and it is impossible to combine them. Jeremiah Wright is neither, he's just a black preacher you've decided is evil based on a few cherry-picked soundbites.
Protip: citing fictional characters as Obama's mentors makes your arguments less credible.
Seriously, a character from the Alice books and another character from a 25-year old ad campaign? Nonsense and satire?
And you know this...how?
I don't understand this. You have a guy who practically gives the country away to his daddy's rich buddies and you cheer and clap. Then a new guy comes along and tries to get the country back on track, and you call HIM fascist and accuse HIM of everything the former guy actually did (which you cheered along with), only difference is that the new guy is NOT doing anything like that. He's merely a rather mundane center-right-wing guy, trying to give the bottom 75 percent a piece of the Pursuit of Happiness.
"Adherents to the House of Obama are fundamentally and unalterably opposed to the survival of the Constitution of the United States, and most particularly it's Bill of Rights. "
Because it's Obama who started reading your mail without a warrent in 2001.
and most particularly it's Bill of Rights.
Excepting, of course, the first ten amendments...
The House of Obama is based on the teachings of Karl Marx, Benito Mussolini, Bill Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, the Queen of Hearts and Joe Isuzu.
Queen of Hearts for "Off with their heads!" and Joe Isuzu for being a massive liar, hence the "mendacity, calumny and psychosis" bit. I'd like to see FeralCat or one of these fundies actually explain how they think these fit together. But they can't; they've never read Mussolini or Marx, let alone Ayers, and all they can produce is gibberish. As for what Obamariah might constitute, heaven knows. What I do know is that the House of the Constitution, which cowers under the House of Obama's intolerance, is on C-SPAN and the mainstream networks - to say nothing of the televisual samizdat that is Fox News - pretty much incessantly putting over its favorite conspiracy theory of the week.
Joe Isuzu? That guy from the TV commercials from the 1980's?
It's official. Conservatives have gone totally insane. Or, it could just be that they're always way behind the times, like how they still fret about backwards Satanic messages in rock music or how Dungeons and Dragons turns people into evil killers.
Funny how they talk about protecting the Constitution and Bill of Rights while they themselves want to subvert it by banning gay marriage, banning abortion, putting God into government, etc.
Adherents to the House of Bush were fundamentally and unalterably opposed to the survival of the Constitution of the United States , and most particularly it's Bill of Rights. The House of Bush was based on the teachings of Adolf Hitler . The House of Bush commanded that repubicans carry out mendacity, calumny and psychosis indefinitely against all opponents until the House of the Constitution, which is alien to The House of Bush, was not tolerated, and all Americans were brought under the complete domination of the House of Bush, where Bushzism was strictly enforced.
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And now you know how you lot sound. Not nice, eh? All right-wingers = Nazis . Prove me wrong, Teabaggers.
What is this obsession on the extreme right with persecution fantasy and lunatic-fringe conspiracy theories? I just saw a book, "Here Come the Black Helecopters". I picked it up, thinking it must be some liberal parody of the tin-foil-hat set. But flipping through it, I was amazed to find the authors were actually serious. It would be funny, except that even rats who imagine they're cornered can be dangerous.
"Karl Marx, Benito Mussolini, Bill Ayers, Jeremiah Wright, the Queen of Hearts and Joe Isuzu"
Just throwing whatever you can at the wall to see what sticks, huh?
Godfuckingdamnit!!! Benito Mussolini, while initially a socialist, HATED Karl Marx. Him and Hitler actively persecuted communists. Hell, the Axis Powers were concentrated in the Anti-Komintern Pact! You know what "Komintern" stands for? Com munist Intern ational!
@anon-e-moose
"The House of Obama is based on the teachings of Karl Marx, Benito Mussolini..."
So, two completely conflicting ideologies?
Just because you said Mussolini instead of Hitler when citing fascists does not make you more learned FeralCat.
The Queen Of Hearts?
What?
So does the House of Clinton have a right to the throne? After all the Mad King of the House of Bush is gone...
@Meeeh:what you can find in the world.
I can't wait to see politicians and their followers fight to the death for the oval throne.
Anayways, I'll take House Obama (Hope and Change) over House Romney (Vote For Me, You Parasites) any day.
Anyone else goot ideas for house words for famous politicians?
Speaking of psychosis, OverfedIndoorCat, will you take your meds like a good boy, or do we have to ask the nice orderlies to fetch Mr Hypodermic Gun again?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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