[Too bad they're not adopting all the children in orphanages (Instead of putting up pro-life billboards). That would be a better use of their money, and more importantly, it would show that they are leading by example.]
there are no orphanages in america
read a fucking newspaper
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There is a HUGE orphanage about 10 miles from where I live -- it's no Boys' Town, but it's still pretty big.
Orphanages probably aren't nearly as common as they used to be, thanks to better medical science, but they are hardly a relic of the past.
~David D.G.
There are. Do you know what happens?, that you respectable ol´ good boys only adopt kids who are newborn, healthy and white. We read newspapers, and there are stories they will never tell you. What are they going to say?, orphanages in USA INC?
Oh, really, "cute lil' crip"? Interesting.
If you read the same newspapers that I do, you'd see the headline:
Asshole makes Idiotic Claim: "Cute Lil' Crip" to be Tarred, Feathered for Being Waste of Skin.
No one calls them orphanages anymore, but there are still institutions to house guardianless children.
That being said, even if there WERE no such institutions in America, pro-lifers could still lead by example by adopting from foreign orphanages.
You know, maybe, if you took your own advice and learnt to read a newspaper, we wouldn't all be laughing at you right now.
I could wile away the hours
Conferrin' with the flowers
Consultin' with the rain
And my head I'd be scratchin'
While my thoughts were busy hatchin'
If I only had a brain
I'd unravel any riddle
For any individ'le
In trouble or in pain
With the thoughts you'd be thinkin'
You could be another Lincoln
If you only had a brain
Oh, I would tell you why
The ocean's near the shore
I could think of things I never thunk before
And then I'd sit and think some more
I would not be just a nuffin'
My head all full of stuffin'
My heart all full of pain
I would dance and be merry
Life would be a ding-a-derry
If I only had a brain
JK: Wow, it's like they're able to categorically reject physical evidence. That's new.
Not especially. Sadly.
Anti-abortion zealots can have some fucked up ideas about adoption. I've seen them deny that orphanages exist, deny that there's anything wrong with being in foster care, and deny that there are large numbers of children who languish in foster care and never get adopted. If they acknowledge the last fact, they claim the only reason some kids never get adopted is because of 'government bureaucracy'. Guess the whole 'pro-children' thing is just a shuck, eh?
Anti-abortion zealots can have some fucked up ideas about adoption. I've seen them deny that orphanages exist, deny that there's anything wrong with being in foster care, and deny that there are large numbers of children who languish in foster care and never get adopted. If they acknowledge the last fact, they claim the only reason some kids never get adopted is because of 'government bureaucracy'. Guess the whole 'pro-children' thing is just a shuck, eh?
Indeed it is, Lisa-Simpson's-Crush. =D
Confused?
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