Homosexuality is a mortal sin, I advise you to head to the closest church for the cure. Or are you also a socially degenerated evolutionist athiest who thinks "it's ok"? I bet you're a democrat, too.
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1. Look, lots of things are a sin. And personally, I don't think homosexuality is all that bad, especially compared to thins like murder, rape etc.
2. You can't cure it. Even if you try, you usually end up repressed and miserable, marrying someone and shagging prozzies on the side. Which is not good for anyone.
3. 'Evolutionist'? 'Tis not a religion. You can also believe in God and evolution at the same time.
4. Lots of religious people are Democrats; JFK, John Kerry, Nancy Pelosi... me? (Well, I dunno if they, and >I< count, as this guy probably doesn't consider Catholics to be 'Christian').
...May I please kill this person? There is no fucking 'cure' for loving someone.
And, judging from all the evidence, I think your dear Jeezuz was gay. *heart*
Well, the main factor:
He surrounded himself with pretty men.
I surround myself with pretty boys too, and I most certainly do like pretty boys. *heart*
"Homosexuality is a mortal sin, I advise you to head to the closest church for the cure"
I went to the my local church a while back. The Priest said "Bless you my child" before we sat down together, at which point he started telling me about a couple of "cute" guys that he'd seen around and offered to hook me up with one of them or at the very least introduce me to them.
Suffice to say my homosexuality wasn't "cured" but I did gain a new level of respect for the Priest (let's be honest: when was the last time a Priest tried to set up two guys for a date?)...
Oh, and homosexuality is natural, it isn't a "mortal sin." Science says your wrong, I say your wrong (along with every other homosexual), and the local Clergy say your wrong.
We're excluding the whole "we also have proof" thing.
"Or are you also a socially degenerated evolutionist athiest who thinks "it's ok"? "
I pay taxes, I don't have anonymous sex (of course I don't have any... so that may not be the best example), I don't break the law, I'm self employed in a field of public service so I help people for a living. Remind me how I'm a degenerate will you? Of course I believe in evolution although I'm no athiest. Is being religious but placing fact and logic first a sin in your eyes?
"I bet you're a democrat, too. "
Your psychic! Yes, as a matter of fact I am a Democrat although "Liberal" would be more accurate as I live in Canada.
If that was directed at me BurntBush, it's actually because the Canadian version of the "Democrats" are the Liberals.
We commonly use "Democrat" in reference to a supporter of the NDP (New Democratic Party) which is actually a variation of sorts (some people think it's more left wing than the Liberal Party, others think it's more to the right. It really depends on which province you live in as they seem a tad inconsistent).
...socially degenerated...
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...evolutionist...
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...who thinks "it's ok"
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...I bet you're a democrat, too.
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Ladies and gentleman, I am a walking Plague. Prepare for the attack of the locusts.
Yes, I kinda like democracy. And I truly believe that we are all created equally, ergo we all deserve the same kind of lifestyle.
If that is socially degenerate, then so be it.
(I find it more degenerate to think that only some people have the right to life, liberty and happiness. But that's the socialistic part in me, probably.)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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