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CERN is a Shrink Ray to keep us in size balance with the sun

I'm not sure how all this ties together, so forvive me if this isn't formatted well. This isn't creative writing, but rather a recollection from notes passed on to me. I was supposedly contacted by a representative from what was called The Nanos. The notes were taken back, but I had a chance to glance them over and this is what I can recall:

Fractal space, wormholes, Comic book Shrink Ray

The government never stopped funding shrink ray research and stumbled across advanced technology for making microscopic drones that could attach themselves to anything in our scale and be transported vast distances to interact with microscopic drones without blowing their cover by changing scale.

Weapons were developed to rescale the drones exponentially, causing destruction when the structure becomes too large for the number of atoms to keep it together.

Research is ongoing to use this technology to shrink the entire Earth into a nano-particle for transport to another region in space before being rescaled.

It can be done, but cannot shrink all organisms currently occupying Earth. This was done in the past to move Earth to the sun which is why previously existing cultures who mysteriously vanished look like giants or have evidence supporting the existence of giants.

The question is one of ethics rather than reality. Elite have already funded research on how to preserve intelligence artificially and microscopically in order to accompany DNA preservation for the journey to new space and New Earth.

This goes much deeper into many conspiracies, but I think this is the one we've all been waiting for.

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