>the name be metalbeard:
He is pretty bussy. After all, he must attend all those Muslim, Voodoo, Masonic, Satanist, Pagan, Jewish and Cult of the Primordials ceremonies, have gay buttsex with his transsexual "wife" Michael Obama, rape beautiful white girls, command IS, al-Qaida and the Men in Black, murder unborn children and old people who are "too expensive" for Obamacare, eat fried chicken with water melon and human blood sauce, hold conferences with the other Illuminati, groom his scales, order a few false flag operations, torture True American Patriots who found out the Truth, trying to produce a better forgery of his birth certificate, polish the medals he won on Mars, report back to Jerusalem, Mekka, London and Greenland, howl at the Moon, incite black riots, smuggle Latin American cartel members and Islamistic terrorists into the country, conduct giant pansexual orgies, forge fossils, meteorological data and Holocaust documentation, invent vaccines that cause Ebola in addition to autism, meet alien ambassadors, record Gangsta Rap songs, abuse his daughters, kick his dogs, hack into the bank accounts of poor persecuted White billionaires, delouse his "wife", sew golden fringes to flags in US Courts, spray Chemtrails from his personal Flying Saucer (UFO One), and that is before taking into account that he only has one year left to grab all the guns, have the MIB with their Black Helicopters put all True American Patriots into FEMA camps and turn America into a Islamo-Communist third-world hellhole.
Did I miss anything?
