The few that I have spotted came to me by the spirit.
One was a girl who was always sickly, and causing her adoptive parents a lot of trouble. The girl was going in and out of mental institutes. When I heard that, I knew she was Nephilim. When I suggested that to my mentor and a mutual friend, the mutual friend replied the one time the girl and him were in his car and he was praising God she felt really uncomfortable and she didn't want him to pray with her.
The second one was also a girl, a 9-year old to be in fact. She was always causing lots of problems at my church, which would drive her earthly father from the church. When I tried to create some peace between her and another girl by saying that God has created us to be wonderful, she said, how could God have created her to be wonderful, which was when the scripture of the serpent came immediately to my mind, did not god say. Too bad that thing has to be in a family where the father is really honest in wanting to serve the lord. He comes to church alone, repents, gets baptized, and then he starts bring his daughter to the church, and all of a sudden he stops going.
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"The few that I have spotted came to me by the spirit. Ah, so sickness and mental illness are proofs that one is a fictional, half-breed giant?
"When I suggested that to my mentor and a mutual friend, the mutual friend replied the one time the girl and him were in his car and he was praising God she felt really uncomfortable and she didn't want him to pray with her."
Maybe she was just uncomfortable that you were subjecting her to your ridiculous, provably ineffective, religious ritual.
"The second one was also a girl, a 9-year old to be in fact. She was always causing lots of problems at my church, which would drive her earthly father from the church."
Yea! She saved her father from the clutches of your religious delusion.
"When I tried to create some peace between her and another girl by saying that God has created us to be wonderful,"
What a pathetic attempt at wise words.
"she said, how could God have created her to be wonderful,"
Indeed, since God is fictional he did not create us.
"which was when the scripture of the serpent came immediately to my mind, did not god say."
Huh?
"Too bad that thing has to be in a family where the father is really honest in wanting to serve the lord. He comes to church alone, repents, gets baptized, and then he starts bring his daughter to the church, and all of a sudden he stops going."
He probably just realized that Xianity was just as ineffective as pissing up a rope and decided to stop wasting his time.
When I suggested that to my mentor and a mutual friend, the mutual friend replied the one time the girl and him were in his car and he was praising God she felt really uncomfortable and she didn't want him to pray with her. me uncomfortable.
These girls seem to have genuine problems, and demonizing them (literally!) isn't going to help them or you.
When I tried to create some peace between her and another girl by saying that God has created us to be wonderful,
Gee, d'you think calling someone's daughter a demon might be why her daddy isn't so interested in your church?
When I heard that, I knew she was Nephilim. he was praising God she felt really uncomfortable and she didn't want him to pray with her.
Was he praising God? Or was he lecturing her because he thought she was some kind of evil creature? I suspect that the second scenario is more likely, given your assumptions and the heavy-handed manner in which people like you approach things.
then he starts bring his daughter to the church, and all of a sudden he stops going."
Maybe he realize that your church wasn't the best place for her to be. If the rest of the congregation are anything like you, you don't sound like the most stable people in the world. Or maybe, horror of horrors, he decided he wanted her to make up her own mind about religion. Some people do realize that this is important.
I don't want him to pray with me, either. If I have something to say to God, I don't need or want anyone else's involvement.
When I tried to create some peace between her and another girl by saying that God has created us to be wonderful, she said, how could God have created her to be wonderful, which was when the scripture of the serpent came immediately to my mind, did not god say.
Scroll down a bit at read Whiterider's response. Pure fundy gold, with alien encounters and werewolves thrown in, not to mention some truly bizarre theories about the oxygen levels of the atmosphere in early biblical times.
Oh, just shut up and get back in your straitjacket.
It must be such a relief to label troubled and sickly 9-year-old girls Nephilim instead of going to all the fuss and bother of getting to know them and helping them with their problems. Instead of wasting your time counseling them or their families, you can devote yourself to your fundie paranoid conspiracy bullshit.
Why is it possible that these guys don't see reality?. This girl has MENTAL PROBLEMS, what the hell is that being a Nephilim?. And the father of the girl walked away from the Church because of the harrassment you were inflicting on her, not because of demons.
"she said, how could God have created her to be wonderful"
And of course, you came back with something like "you stupid girl, that's just the devil in you" which of course did wonders for her self-esteem. She wasn't questioning God, asshole, she was questioning her own worth. Give her something kind, don't tell her she's possessed for feeling less than wonderful.
"...the mutual friend replied the one time the girl and him were in his car and he was praising God she felt really uncomfortable and she didn't want him to pray with her. "
Yeah, praising God, sure...
"The few that I have spotted came to me by the spirit."
...and then the barman threw GoodNewsJournalist out of the pub for being Elephant's Trunk & Mozart; Nissed as a Pewt; Sozzled; Mullered; Annihilated; Off His Trolley; Newcastle Browned (or 'Newky Brooned', mon! [/Geordie]); Rat-arsed; Slightly Squiffy; Jober as a Sudge; Paralytic; Hammered (or for our Scandinavian commenters, 'Mjolnired'. X3 ), and generally being 'Tired and Emotional' [/"Private Eye"]; you know what boozehounds these Journalists can be, eh?!
You're Fired . -Ed
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"Nephilim? Learn what that word means you fuck."
Or maybe GoodNewsJournalist had stumbled into a Goth pub, and they were playing some Fields of the Nephilim over the sound system? (contd. Page 94) [/"Private Eye"]
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