The mark of cain is black skin. Jesus did not have the mark of cain so he had to be white. Plus every painting i have ever seen of jesus shows him as being white. If we cant trust paintings what can we trust?
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Of course Remember, All of these Paintings were Eurocentric.And Europe during most of the Christian Era has Been Overwhelmingly Light Complexioned Caucasian.Elsewhere in the World, Christian figures are painted as middle-easterners or Region-centric like Europeans.
This has got to be right up there with those people who objected to the Bible being updated into modern English in the 1960s or 1970s because "if the King James English was good enough for Jesus, it's good enough for me" -- and they *meant* it.
Of course we have to trust the paintings of Jebus. There are so many of them, it's a wonder he ever had the time to do any "jebus" stuff with all those portrait sittings. By the way, Cain was Adam and Eve's son...one of them had jungle fever...just sayin.
"If we cant trust paintings what can we trust?" My favorite part about this quote is that you can substitute any noun for "paintings" and have the result make, bare minimum, an equal amount of sense to the original.
How is it possible, if Adam and Eve are white according to supremacist? and by the way, it was a signal of forgiveness from God, according to the Bible.
I think this has to be parody but I will set up an interesting conundrum on this point.
http://blacklastsupper.com/images/JBC.jpg
Here is a painting of Black Jesus.
If we must trust that all paintings of Jesus represent the truth, then Jesus must be both Black and White at the same time, incidently he must also be a woman (seen it) and must have been recieving a blow job on the cross (havn't seen it but did read a newspaper article about it.
So Jesus is a black/white hermaphrodite who likes blowjobs.
Wait I just figured it out, the second coming has already happened... Jesus is Micheal Jackson!
Jesus was a Hebrew, which means he wasn't white OR black; he was more like light brown, like so:
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Jews were originally brown and black, the white Jews you see today are either recent converts or of European gypsy origin, who converted from paganism to Judaism at some time in the 8th century.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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