God will deal with America as a whole, for turning her back on Him. No other country in the world has been so blessed and come to dominate the world so fast as a young country, like America. And she has turned her back on Him. She does not even want God taught in the schools. Teaching evolution to these kids is slap in the face to God.
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Isn't it just like a Xtian to collect people into large groups, then judge only the groups? After all, aren't all humans supposed to be sinful because of what two people did? This board is chock full of fundies saying that people are being/will be/should be punished for someone else's crimes!
Damn that stupid bitch, America. Slappin' God in the face and turnin' her back on him, after he made her a dominatrix over the rest of the world and all. He's gonna beat the shit outta her, 'cause she deserves it, the no good rotten little slut.
I guess America just didn't put out for God. When he wanted to penetrate America's vagina, America rolled over and pretended she was asleep. God's erect and throbbing penis poked and prodded around between her legs, searching in vain for a warm, moist orifice to enter. Alas, America was just not interested in having intercourse with God so now God is fucking pissed.
God: How DARE Zipperjack put the needs of America and her citizens above mine! Do you not know that you are supposed to be my SLAVES? The Kingdom of God is NOT a democracy with rights like "freedom of religion".
As long as I know, not any country in Europe teaches god in schools (at least in public schools), so that must be a lot of slaps in god's face. Please put the other chick, this one is getting too red.
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