Being an evilutionist doesn't automaticaly make you a bigot, but it does
make you a bad scientist. God created the world in 6 days 6-10,000
years ago, I know that because the Bible said it, and that settles it.
Man did not come from apes, God formed man in his own image.
All science should be conducted with this in mind.
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Well, I know that the fate of the world rests on card games 'cause Yu-Gi-Oh said it. SCREW GLOBAL WARMING, PLAY CARD GAMES OR DIE! Also, evilutionist? WTF?
WRONG!
Science should always be conducted with no unjustifiable assumptions. Considering there no evidence that god even exists let alone that the world is 6,000 years old assuming that is scientifically unjustifiable and thus BAD SCIENCE.
Also it's "evolution", not "evilution".
Who submitted this shit? This isn't even target practice. This is creationism cliches 101. It's like trying to MST3K a Pauly Shore movie -- there's no point. Seriously, this is, like, boring.
Hint: This is called a bias, and is one of the things that Science is designed to weed out by testing a theory multiple times in multiple ways.
"Keeping these in mind" is a sure sign of bad science and good religon
Being a young earth creationist doesn't automaticaly make you a idiot, but it does require you to ignore most modern science. The earth formed by natural processes 4.5 billion years ago, I accept this because all of the evidence supports this conclusion.
Man and apes evolved from a common ancestor, all evidence supports this. Man was not poofed into existence by a sky-pixie; man created these sky-pixies in his own image.
The YEC theory is completely bankrupt.
It's based on arbitrary calculation done by Bishop Ussher done in the early 1600s, it is so speculative and unprovable (yes, even if scripture is the entire base) that the Catholic church abandoned it as insubstantial and even 'adding to the Bible' dogma.
It was only picked up in America as a counter to Darwins theory. Dawwind theory stands up to scientific scrutiny while a young Earth fails thousandfolds over.
“Being an evilutionist doesn't automaticaly make you a bigot, but it does make you a bad scientist.”
I don’t think you know how to judge scientists, bubbles.
“God created the world in 6 days 6-10,000
years ago, I know that because the Bible said it, and that settles it.”
According to an anonymous account. Bad historians take anonymous accounts as historical facts.
“Man did not come from apes,”
Men ARE apes. I came from apes. One of them is still alive. Our marriage had three apes, and one of them had my grandape.
“God formed man in his own image.”
Well, the science doesn’t preclude that idea. But man and apes sharing a common ancestor is supported.
“All science should be conducted with this in mind.”
Then it’s not science, dipshit.
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