You moonbats are unbelievably stupid... I was told by a friend that my coral reef post was submitted here. From looking at the comments, I can see that most of you think I'm a 'poe' or 'satire'. Newsflash: YOU'RE WRONG. Also, someone wrote, 'Well known satire site.' Well known?! My blog has had less than 5000 hits since its conception in mid December '07. I like to keep it that way, so that I can have discourse with my fellow Dominionists, rather than you welfare queens.
Now for the moonbats that think I'm legitimate:
"1. How the Hell are our grandparents monkies? "
You tell me.
"2. Evolution doesn't work that way. "
It doesn't work. Second Law of Thermodynamics states otherwise, and if you say that the sun makes the universe not a 'closed system', then you are insane, since the sun doesn't explain how the universe evolved. Just shut up, before you embarrass yourselves.
"3. If you think Stalin was bad try running for office in South America. The local militia will fucking murder you."
Ever since South America disavowed Leftism, thanks to the good works of Augusto Pinochet of Chile, it's actually been a rapidly improving country. Even the socialists know that they need to attack Catholics rather than Calvinists, as you can see by the Eucharist desecration.
"4. How can you convince someone the Earth is a sphere when it's common knowledge?"
Eratosthenes lied about his data. Read a history book sometime.
"Die in a fire."
Thank you!
"First half: I'd like to see a bunch of "Heartland Americans" (Read: Hicks and rednecks) construct a microchip, launch a functioning deep space probe, find cures to diseases... "
Microchips are evil, since Sweden uses them to establish mind control, there is no such thing as 'outer space', and vaccinations are just more mind control. Also, does living in Orange County for 93% of my life still make me a 'Hick/Redneck'?
"Non sequitar for Jesus award!"
Speak English. I follow Jesus very well, if that's what you're implying.
"Wait...what?"
Although this was addressed on my website, I'll save you some trouble. Throwing felons off the edge is the most efficient way to kill them, and sends the demons of hell a lesson.
"Whaaaaat?"
Food stamps are welfare, which is socialist. Socialists wish to destroy any amount of individuality in human beings, wishing to make them all carbon copies of one another. Essentially, you are denying people their right to function as a human being _ even evolutionists see food stamps as unnatural and a horrible lifestyle choice.
"Scientific facts don't change how justice works or does not work."
Tell that to Carl Sagan.
"Get back in the Senate, Bob! Don't think we don't remember what you did to Harold Ford! You wanted the job that badly, you get to work it!"
Although I've since discovered that Corker is for socialized medicine and abortion, I picked his name because that is my real life name, and I admired his values to begin with.
"Wait, what?? o.O"
Jews are people, too. Their God is lagging behind, but that doesn't mean that they should be shoved in gas rooms like your Lamarckist friends wanted them to be.
"It's much easier to pick your nose if you have your nostrils enlarged."
Your body is a temple, and plastic surgery of any kind is irremovable graffiti. If you wish to display your wealth, go play golf.
"Ixion is considered to be the most wicked human that ever existed in Greek mythology."
He also cheated on Zeus. I use his name to honor him for that act.
"he intentionally tries NOT to be funny at times."
I've never been a funny person. Just ask my chiropractor.
"He's prolific, but likely a Poe (just like the sites he frequents)."
You should know better than to say this, Sama.
"An education, research, field work, understanding of the scientific method and incredulity."
Heartland Americans have charities and carpentry skills. Which do you think will be more valuable in the year 3000, when Christ's kingdom will come afruit?
"Can someone tell me please how this stupid idea of "Heartland" came about? We're supposed to think that "typically American" is a wood-frame single family house with a white picket fence around it in rural, small-town America when in reality most of us live in large cities and your "Heartland" counties are the fastest-shrinking counties in the country, with the possible exception of some Rust Belt cities. Your kids are up and leaving for the cities 'cause there no opportunity in the Heartland."
I can't honestly tell you the origin of the name, but your population spread data is way off. The Sunbelt has been growing at a steady rate since the 60s, and northern cities (especially Detroit) have lost population by the millions (except NYC, which unfortunately grows larger daily.)
"You mean such things like the degrees that people like Kent Horvind get from christian diploma mills? ;)"
Kent Hovind has some accurate creation science, but the rest of his beliefs are pure RINO.
I'll deal with the rest of you later. The LORD is punishing me for my knowledge by making me blather with you twits, and I'm feeling sleepy now. Good night!