Of course, we should not be surprised that liberals murder generations of other Americans so that they can help criminals, all for the perverted doctrine of multiculturalism. The fact is that Democrats can’t rest easy unless they can force every American citizen to get an abortion, and then replace each of those murdered children with an illegal, who will undoubtedly show unswavering loyalty towards their party.
[Except you can’t prove those statements without citing the Bible, which is where the beliefs came from. Circular logic]
All correct logic is circular, nitwit. Consider this statement:
-My food is cold because of the refrigerator.
-The refrigerator works because my food is cold.
The coldness of the food and the refrigerator’s ability to cool the food are proven in tandem. So are God and the Bible. All correct logic is circular, since human knowledge of the going-ons of the world is finite. Granted, once you start talking with the LORD, logic is not necessarily circular, as His knowledge is infinite. However, since He is the cause of all, the point is moot. All proofs must fit into the great circle of logic, or else they are untrue.
McCain was rejected because he was the enemy of Jesus. Perhaps, by selecting a female to run for VP, we also alienated the LORD. At any rate, although I admire McCain’s efforts to woo us in 2008, he is still a RINO, and must still be executed as an enemy of the state.
Posted by: Ixion | August 16, 2008
How To Beat Terrorism
Keep in mind that these are the kind of people we are dealing with:
Nothing is more important than letting our troops have fun, especially in an Islamist country. Islamists hate fun, and just like democracy, Christianity, and free markets, we’re going to have to force it on them. To say that our troops need to keep more serious profiles would embolden terrorists and please Saddam Hussein, the wellspring of Islamism, and the chief cause of 9/11. I pray that these boys have even more fun in Iran once we invade it _ after all, the people there are better educated, and are thus more satisfying targets. It would be a shame to waste our nukes when our soldiers enjoy the war so much. The most vocal supporters on the War on Terror should be proud that we’ve come so far.
Our religion is true, and has provided a smorgasbord of technology for our society. Islam is a religion of violence and fornication, as they have produced nothing of any value while waiting for their imaginary 72 virgins.
America is a Christian Nation. With the exception of some prankster (probably Jefferson, or maybe the Frenchified pervert Benjamin Franklin) having fun with the Treaty of Tripoli, all founding documents support the notion that America is a Christian Nation.
All true Christians ought to go to the lengths that Davis did to keep sodomy and its supporters out of our schools. Any man that can go to such trouble to keep out sodomy from our schools can only be deemed a martyr. To suggest that his actions were wrong would be the equivalence of allowing female gang members to strap guns to their chests in differing checkerboard patterns to not only signify their alleigances, but also to allow felons the same self-defense rights hardworking Heartland Americans do.
[on the Ponce de Leon high school witch hunt against gays affair]
Ah, the Anti Christian Labor Union strikes again. Why do they hate independent communities, local governments, state rights, and America? The principal did the right thing in letting the rest of the community know that a sodomist was attempting to force her agenda on them. Lest we allow American to fall into a similar quandry as Canada, the land of militant female sodomy, we must exterminate this filth wherever we go, be it the schools, the courthouses, or their bedrooms.
[on freedom of speech]
Freedom only goes as far as the LORD allows it. The Confederate flag is a symbol of expression, and a valiant attempt to wrestle the fashion industry out from the thresholds of the liberals. Gay pride promotes a sinful sexual act that goes against all natural, God-given inclinations, and must be stamped out.
[on an American soldier who converted to Islam and married a Pakistani woman]
Oh, go whine to the French, you pansy Muslims. Although not all terrorists may be Islamists, all Islamists are terrorists. It’s very likely that you are a double agent, and America has had several problems with your kind. If you legitimately cared about your career and your freedom, then you would have remained a Christian or a Jew, and maintained opposition to Islam. Apparantely, you don’t care that we’re fighting a War On Terror/Islam, so the U.S. Military should, at the very least, discharge you from the military. Real Americans will want you executed, and if President Bush listens to his base, then he will do so, as well.
"Really, what do scientists have that Heartland Americans don’t? They have a fancy-pants degree that was approved by someone else with a fancy-pants degree, and the chain typically ends with a crooked politician that wants to advance his own heinous agenda. Scientists try to justify assault on religion by telling us that our grandparents were monkeys, our great-grandparents were clams, and our great-great grandparents were parameciums. It’s much easier to convince hard-working people to fund food stamps if they’re convinced that their ancestors were pond scum. It’s much easier for Stalin to murder his opponents if the population is convinced that we are drawn to a stupid ball of fire. It’s much easier for Democrats to justify murder of the unborn and Jews if the public is convinced of the relative concept of a ‘curvature of space’. It’s much easier for felons to avoid the death penalty if you convince the legal system that the world is a sphere."