“The sailor does not pray for wind, he learns to sail.” Gustaf Lindborg
And he goes nowhere, if God doesn’t send the wind. Of course, a fundamental atheist doesn’t believe in the wind, because it’s invisible.
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Uuuugh... Ray, you're an imbecile of the highest order.
Wind can be felt . Wind can be heard . The effect wind has on the environment can be seen . AKA, wind can be observed by our senses.
None of those things apply to god. So the fact that you use such a comparison only serves to prove even further that you, my friend, are what we call a moron .
"a fundamental atheist doesn’t believe in the wind, because it’s invisible."
All too easy [/Darth Vader]:
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(On 26th June last year):
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A rainbow doesn't physically exist, but can be seen .
So why can't your 'God' do a Morgan Freeman in "Bruce Almighty"?:
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I find your faith disturbing.
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Question: Is an Ekranoplan a plane? Can't be, because it can't take off. Is it a ship ? Can't be: because using a very efficient use of the wind - via an aerodynamic process called Ground Effect - it travels above the water.
'And he goes nowhere, if God doesn’t send the wind', you say? Well, as the above proves: in Soviet Russia, Rostislav Alexeyev farts in [i]his[/i] general direction.
Your failure is now complete.
““The sailor does not pray for wind, he learns to sail.” Gustaf Lindborg
And he goes nowhere, if God doesn’t send the wind.”
On the other hand, say I want to go Direction A. That means I would benefit the most from Direction B. If God sends wind,but it’s not from B, I can still get propulsion IFF I know how to sail.
It still makes more sense to learn to sail than to pray for a perfect wind. Because if i don’t get the perfect answer to my prayer, YOU will say i’m making unreasonable demands on God. Either way, it’s my fault if the boat doesn’t move, but God’s glory if it does.
“Of course, a fundamental atheist doesn’t believe in the wind, because it’s invisible.”
God you’re a fucking idiot. The entire metaphor here is about using wind to move a boat. Thus the wind is DEMONSTRABLY real.
But none of your followers will question this claim, will they?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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