[the rest of the question is pretty fucking stupid itself, but the main focus here is this dipshit's answer]
Question:Do you think the Dinosaurs were killed in the flood?
dipshit's answer:God destroyed the dinosaurs in the great flood to provide fossil fuel for us today. We are fulfilling prophecy when we are able to transport ourselves so quickly on this planet , also the Bible indicates that in the last days information will travel quickly also .Cars computers and communication devices are mostly composed of fossil fuel by-products. God destroyed the dinosaurs with the flood so prophecy could be fulfilled and He would be recognized by us as sovereign . Think about it
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Man, I need to stop reading these quotes -- I can *feel* the stupid rolling off this guy in waves!
I hope Teh Dumm isn't catching.
Some people make it easy to refute them :D
Even a rather simple string of equations would suffice to refute him.
One just has to calculate the amount of hydrocarbons a single dinoaur might produce and then calculates how many dinosauers we would need to produce the gigatons of oil that have been extracted till today.
(aside from the simple fact that they need more time to form than just a few thousand years ;) )
No, Eden, a few equations won't refute him. I wish it was that easy. You could explain it brilliantly and clearly, and he'd still shove a finger up his nose and pompously tell you, "Numbers don't prove nufin. God tells me tha Truth." What good are facts in fantasyland?
God destroyed the dinosaurs with the flood so prophecy could be fulfilled and He would be recognized by us as sovereign . Think about it
Was he trying to terrify us into submission by demonstrating his blood lust? I'm still not impressed. Either talk Jehovah into appearing before me in a way that can't be denied (i.e. in front of me and several independent witnesses on live national television while 10 ministers from 10 different denominations are watching with their entire families present and running video tape) or just shut the holy f*** up PLEASE
I'll be sure to mention that to Dinger (Colorado Rockies mascot, triceratops) and Champ (Vermont Lake Monster mascot, Lake Champlain Monster).
How many of your former science teachers are in the insane asylum now? Oh wait, you were homeschooled, weren't ya?
"God destroyed the dinosaurs with the flood so prophecy could be fulfilled and He would be recognized by us as sovereign. Think about it."
Oh wow, this made no sense to me at first, but then I /thought about it/!
...It still doesn't make any sense.
Re Illuminatalies posting:
Then the question arises why he doesn´t make it clear to everyone that he exists (so that as many people as possible start believing) but instead tries to hide his involvement in creation, for example by making it appear as if stars are lightyears away or by letting earth seem to be older than it is.
One might suspect that either god isnt loving at all, but rather some kind of elitist, or that the biblical accounts aren´t literaly true :D
Yeah... yeah, tribal sovereignty means that, sovereign. You're a... you're a... you've been given sovereignty and you're... viewed as a sovereign entity. And therefore, the relationship between the federal government and the tribes is one between sovereign entities.___________________________Bush, of course
My favorite fundy "three words" are; "Evolution is a lie."
But for most irritating two words, I pick; True Story
Ok, I've had enough. I want off this stupid planet.
No, wait. I want these idiots off this planet. Yeah, that'd be better.
Ahhh, a fundie again says "think about it" without having any concept of the process.
I love their warped rationalizations and they way they manipulate reality to fit it into their narrow minds and religious beliefs. It is actually quite entertaining sometimes.
"God destroyed the dinosaurs in the great flood to provide fossil fuel for us today."
Couldn't he just magic some up, or is that too much to ask from an omnipotent deity who created the universe and everything in it in six days?
Then again, killing off innocents for asinine reasons seems to be S.O.P. for your deity.
"We are fulfilling prophecy when we are able to transport ourselves so quickly on this planet"
Really now? Which one is it again that foretells of humans hurtling themselves around the sky at 600mph inside giant metal birds. How about the one that says we'll ride around inside the bellies of wheeled beasts made of metal?
"also the Bible indicates that in the last days information will travel quickly also"
Cite that on while you're at it. It's probably between the previous two I asked for.
"Cars computers and communication devices are mostly composed of fossil fuel by-products. God destroyed the dinosaurs with the flood so prophecy could be fulfilled and He would be recognized by us as sovereign ."
Making shit up isn't actually giving an answer. You know that, don't you?
"Think about it"
You should take your own advice.
God destroyed the dinosaurs with the flood so prophecy could be fulfilled and He would be recognized by us as sovereign .
If God wanted us to recognize Him as sovereign, wouldn't it be easier and a lot more effective for Him to appear on the six o'clock news? Why do fundies think God is as stupid as they are?
God killed the dinosaurs to provide Muslim-dominated countries with the most oil. (so they could form OPEC and fleece the Christian-dominated countries)
That would make Islam the one true religion, wouldn't it?
hahahahahahahaha
CUTE, trying again to mix reality with fairy tales and lies, still you're just too ignorant for it to work, fundies, YOU FAIL yet again.
Flood - Did not happen.
Try again.
An omnipotent God decided to flood a planet and destroy innummerable species of big lizards for the sole purpose of providing us with a limited means for us to fuel the machinery that we have only come to create in the last 100 years of our existence on this planet?
Also, "think about it"...LOL!
Please show me the prophecy in the bible that spoke about fossil fuel, cars, computers, and communication devices.
Think about it.
Edit:Ogopogo needs love too
does anyone else notice that these fuckwits always end their responses with 'think about it', as though it helps their "argument"?
Edit: It has been noticed. Yay!
You know, I find it a little funny...Fossil Fuels were made by God for our unfettered use. However, the sun, the wind, the natural oils from seeds...to use those God-Given resources is evil, unchristian, and flat out Satanic.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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