Allah is not the God of the Bible. Islam (previouslly Arabic) writers (brilliant men as far as writing books go) copied things from the Bible from the Jews who lived around them, and then they brought in some legends from Egypt and Persia, and misinterpreted what Muhammed who was a Jew said, and they made up the rest of the Koran. Remember that Islam is what gave Genies to the world, which is not even mentioned in the Bible, the descriptions of the Djin are not anywhere near being close to what's talked about or mentioned in the Bible. Also as where the Bible is both literal and allegorical, in the Koran however when it states things like "Allah will turn them into Apes." or "Allah will turn them into pigs" it literally means that they will be physically transformed into Apes. So a good religion and teachings actually for evolutionists to get behind.
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Well, that's ... colorful. Completely, utterly, wildly absurd and wrong on every freaking detail, of course -- but colorful.
I've never done one of these before, but here goes.
Do you know what Allegory is or just think it´s something like "nonsense which sounds ridiculous to logic but enables me to support fallacies"?, and what is turning men into pigs is?, because evolution doesn´t say so.
Hey guys, interesting, I didn't even know this site existed until now, haha I got labeled some kind of fundie I guess. Well no need to call me names, as far as my comments go, you have no clue as to Muhammed's actual ethnicity, but he was in fact of the Jewish race.
Longcrow said:
"Gee, let's see. Belief of Xianity's supremacy over other religions" That's how brainwashed and naive and paranoid you are - I'm not even a christian to begin with Passerby so you're just proving yourself to be an ignorant fool that's trying to have a pre-conceived vendetta without even knowing anything about what you're claiming, and furthermore justifying yourself in your false imaginations. Which is typical of your kind.
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I only addressed what I thought was necessary, I'm not going to defend or explain myself on every single point. Since I am not going to hold myself responsible for someone else's conscious and the lies they invent just so that they can have a good joke over it along with people who agree with them. Nevertheless, that evolution comment was a joke, nothing else, and nothing more. So what people make up in their own minds to deal with their insecurities they have over christianity or science is not my problem.
Nothing like referring to the Bible as not entirely literal and then making fun of people who believe in evolution. Blessed are those who contradict themselves, for theirs is the kingdom of Heaven, except it isn't, but it is.
Oh, no... this means my portrait of Muhammed is wrong.
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(for those who do not get it; he's supposed to do a stand-up)
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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