World health organization considers being single a disability.
So where the fuck is our free shit?
The way I look at it is if I must be die alone, I deserve to die with things handed to me. It doesn't have to be a lot... Just enough for a cheap apartment and Nintendo DS without having to work and endure normies all fucking day. I'm sure my mother who is basically all the worst elements of a republican but also a degenerate liberal would be ashamed but my give a fucks went out the window as soon as women stopped giving me eye contact.
Their tax dollars belong to me since their hearts never will. Nomnomnom give me the welfare state communism.
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Somehow, I don't think if I called up the WHO and asked, they would tell me that being a whiny manbaby without a girlfriend is a disability. (It would be nice, though. I won't demand it, but I won't turn down free cash either...)
What if MRA's/incels are an elaborate GOP conspiracy to smear welfare recipients as ultra-entitled monsters?
I don't actually think this, but I would high-five Paul Ryan if he were capable of orchestrating all this.
>I'm sure my mother who is basically all the worst elements of a republican but also a degenerate liberal.
She probably tells him to get off his ass, get out of the basement, get a job, and stop being such a whiny little bitch who blames others for their problems.
And she's probably also a feminist who believes in treating anyone who isn't white and European like human beings.
Edit: And just go to "That Which Shall Not Be Named" for advice on how to commit welfare fraud.
We should pool resources to the point where nobody has to worry about losing basic necessities. We are advanced enough now where we can have a society where wealth must be earned but not survival.
But I don't see how that corresponds to an ability to get laid, or lack thereof. Also to be technical, you can be in a relationship and get no sex, and you can be in no relationship and get lots of it. Take my friend Chad: he's with a different girl every night (oddly enough, they always have the same name), but nobody is there to take care of him when things go bad. I think the WHO would say a "beta" with a "used up" woman is better off, because he has somebody to remind him to go to doctors' appointments.
Also. There is a lot to be said for love, which is different than sex and seems to do a lot of good for your emotional state.
Yeah, well, despite your delusions about people living comfortable lives on welfare, a struggling family of three gets less than two or three hundred dollars per month in a lot of states. So, it's not likely you're gonna get the hundreds it would take to rent an apartment and play Nintendo just for being a whiny little bitch.
I have trouble believing that the WHO considers being single a disability, although I'm starting to think that stupidity should be.
You can shove your Nintendo DS up your ass, & if you live in a red state, our taxes go to you anyway. You will die alone, so why don't you get on with it?
Sorry MrAcceleration, that's not how it works.
Thankfully, we have Snopes.
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Snopes has filed this claim as unproven. WHO revised their definition of infertility, which is where the some think being single is considered as a disability.
From the Snopes page
Single men and women without medical issues will be classed as “infertile” if they do not have children but want to become a parent, the World Health Organisation is to announce.
In a move which dramatically changes the definition of infertility, WHO will declare that it should no longer be regarded as simply a medical condition.
The authors of the new global standards said the revised definition gave every individual “the right to reproduce”.
Under the new terms, heterosexual single men and women, and gay men and women who want to have children would be given the same priority as couples seeking IVF because of medical fertility problems.
>Take my friend Chad: he's with a different girl every night (oddly enough, they always have the same name)
Is her name "Stacey" or "Ashley"?
Just throwing this out there but there's every chance that this is a Poe.
It seems a little TGTBT. But given our favorite whiny manbabies stunning lack of self-awareness, there's a good chance it's serious too.
Edit: "Nomnomnom give me the welfare state communism."
Wait, I thought that these dipshits blamed liberals and leftist politics for their "predicament"?
"... went out the window as soon as women stopped giving me eye contact."
If some creepy guy was staring at me, I'd avoid eye contact too & start looking for the exit!
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