MrAcceleration #fundie reddit.com

World health organization considers being single a disability.

So where the fuck is our free shit?

The way I look at it is if I must be die alone, I deserve to die with things handed to me. It doesn't have to be a lot... Just enough for a cheap apartment and Nintendo DS without having to work and endure normies all fucking day. I'm sure my mother who is basically all the worst elements of a republican but also a degenerate liberal would be ashamed but my give a fucks went out the window as soon as women stopped giving me eye contact.

Their tax dollars belong to me since their hearts never will. Nomnomnom give me the welfare state communism.

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