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How Saturn Destroyed Mars

There are machines running Saturn that control the Rings. That run the storms. Completely destroying anything that approaches it. No civilization. Even an advanced one, dare enter. So they simply used that power on the Martian Planet. Put it in garbage disposal mode. That's why Mars looks like that and that's what happened to the Martians. No brainer! When Saturn was done destroying Mars, they simply shut off the garbage disposal.

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