[On masterbation]
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Worst analogy, and spelling, for that matter, in ages. Masturbation is supposed to be SOLITARY. So, who are you killing?. No, sorry, I don´t know what you mean.
So, instead of masturbating, may I simply kill you? Surely you won't mind, seeing as how they're the same thing and all.
If every sperm is sacred, then how come I have only three kids? Shouldn't God have given me thousands of kids since I've fucked my wife thousands of times?
You realize that you still let pretty much all that same sperm (ie. potential people) die when you actually do get your woman pregnant, right? You let one live out of millions even when you procreate the way you suggest. What difference does that one brat make, anyway?
No, actually, I "don't see what you mean." Are you saying that masturbation == murder? Then what does that make sex?
Think of all those millions of sperm that will die in the journey to a possible egg (assuming the woman is ovulating...otherwise millions + 1 of sperm are gonna die.) By your logic, everyone is not only a sinner, but a serial murderer.
And if killing single cells is murder then clapping is like a holocaust for your hands. Or drinking beer. Or boiling water. Think of all those single-celled organisms! They have feelings too!
Or maybe your logic is broken and you need to reconsider.
No sacred sperm cells were harmed in the posting of this comment, though I did, however, conduct a mass murder by washing my hands this morning.
He's right. 80 million gametes is equal to like...40 million real people!
Except...y'know, they just get recycled away if you don't fire the cannon anyway.
Every time you spell it "masterbate", a grammar Nazi kills a kitten.
On that topic, just what the hell does masturbation have to do with murder? Masturbation doesn't harm anyone. Actually, it is a healthy habit.
"Quit NOW.”
“You are saying something like a serial killer "who would kill just one more guy and then stop". See what I mean?”
Who’s getting hurt by my fapping that wouldn’t be hurt if i abstained?
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