All incels are entitled to women caressing them

The lack of platonic human touch kills people. So, following the logic that the government must subsidize things for people not to die (i.e. food, healthcare, etc), they must also subsidize it. And who better than women, who are so above us, toxic-masculinity-ridden barbarian men, in emotional stuff, to provide this invaluable public utility service?

Go to your local government office and demand your foid to caress you today.