How do you think we became so evil. Who do you think influenced all of this. What happened right after 1914, World War I. Ever since Satan was casted out of Heaven in 1914, the world has DRASTICALLY changed. Ask any professor, scientiest, ANYONE and they will tell you everything drastically changed. Earthquakes, food shortages, Wars, other types of natural disasters, diseases. Yes we have always had them, but since 1914 it has changed big time.
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Yes, it's all changed... same numbers of diseases, natural disasters... lower incidence of wars...
Oh sorry, were you trying to claim it had got worse?
That gosh darned Satan, what with his medical research curing diseases and giving hope to the afflicted! How dare he create technology to help everyday people, including the computer you used to make your post! You know what else? I'll bet that drat demon is the reason for ALL of the wretched "civil rights movement", that heinous cur!
Geez where do you start with a post this fucking funny?
1. If you actually READ the Bible you'd know according to the story Satan was kicked out long before 1914 C.E.
2. Earthquakes, food shortages, war, et al are no more frequent now than in the past. What has changed is modern communications let's you know about events earlier generations would not know about unless it was happening in their own part of the world.
3. Seriously dude, WTF?
Earthquakes have happened since the plate tectonics formed, they're nothing new and they didn't get worse or more numerous after 1914 we just got better at detecting them.
Have you ever seen that chart that shows worldwide population growth?
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That's why there there are food major food shortages, there are too many people.
As for wars, they got worse because of technological development.
Natural disaster haven't gotten worse, we just have more and more people living in regions that are at risk of natural disasters. Plus we may be fucking everything up with global warming.
As for disease, that's gotten much better. The only diseases that got worse were diseases that strike the elderly, the lazy and people who eat too much. If you can't figure out why those got worse than I've lost all hope for you.
The big difference with WWI was technology, nothing more. Better weapons plus hopelessly archaic tactics made the war an absolute bloodbath. Yes, culture changed. It had to. An entire generation was virtually wiped out, and entire countries were left shellshocked. Art, music, and philosophy all went haywire. But there aren't more natural disasters, especially along the lines of earthquakes, and there certainly aren't more wars and diseases. That's a whole different rant.
Yes it's SO clear now.
There were no wars, no starving masses, no disasters, no crusades, no witch burnings, no inquisitions before 1914.
GET AN EDUCATION!
This guy sounds like a particularly warped JayDub.
Re: earthquakes -- there were some nasty ones long before WWI.
Re: WWI -- Okay, let's see. Criminal investigation blown up into a war fought primarily between three countries that had no stake in the original assassination, fought by clueless officers who didn't realize that the widespread introduction of machine guns would turn their flashy 19th-century war into a 20th century meatgrinder and average joes on both sides who really didn't know what they were fighting for and had no beef with each other to begin with.
But no, Satan did that, despite the tragicomic stream of human error that led up to it and fueled it.
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This guy must be a Jehovah's Witness - they have an obsession with 1914 and several other dates, which keep changing every time one of their nutty prophecies fail.
Exactly what I was thinking. I know ONE JW personally, and he basically called me and my friend satan's for our lack of belief. He is convinced that he is going to hell, he's been told by jesus himself, and his mission on earth is to be the worst example of a human he can be, in the reasoning that his behaviour will drive people to become JW's.
The latest thing, is he claims that while in county jail, he and his cellmate watched a ufo hovering just above the street outside their window, for over four hours.
He's spent four of his 26 years in prison, not jail, and he consumes malt liquor and meth like they are going out of style. And he used to be a satanist. Oh, and his girlfriend of three years isn't 18 yet, so there is three years of statutory rape on top of it.
Religion can be very, very, very scary.
A friend of mine is having massive trouble in a history study over the causes of WWI. Boy, is she gonna feel stupid when she realises it's all because the big S got kicked out in 1914... for no discernable reason...with a total absence of evidence...contradicting nearly all Christian belief on the subject. Or not.
How funny. I thought that the death plague, the wars, the famines, the spread of syphilis.............were precisely LONG BEFORE the nineteenth century.
...I thought Satan left earlier? Besides which, your arguement doesn't take into account the Peloponesian wars, the fall of Rome, the Battle of Hastings, the Crusades, the Bubonic Plague, the French Revolution, the Russian Revolution, the American Revolution, and countless other plagues/wars that happened prior to 1914. They were pretty horrible -- the Black Death was worse then the first World War, if you think about what happened -- but for some reason, you choose to argue with more recent disasters.
Satan was casted out of Heaven in 1914?, why is it, then, that we´re hearing that since, AT LEAST 10 or more centuries before?
Satan was cast out in 1914? So why did so many horrible things happen before then? Wars, slaughter, oppression, etc?
Confused?
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