[Explaining to a tour group how the T. Rex could not have always been carnivorous]
If this creature [Tyrannosaurus] was designed to eat meat from the very start, what would he have to do until Adam and Eve sinned and death entered the world? What would he have to do? Fast and pray for The Fall! Is that likely? The answer is-- everybody look at me and say... "no." Try that with me-- "no."
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Oh man. F-unny!
Thats even funnier.
... Have detected what appears to be a massive source of vortex energy in the vicinity of the ABC Nightline comments. Scientists believe this may be the worst case of circular reasoning in known existence, and if it isn't controlled, the universe itself may be in crisis. Back to you, Tom.
Without the story of a 6,000 year old earth and Genesis: A lot of things make sense.
With Genesis: Absolutely nothing makes sense.
See what you did there?
We saw that and my husband shit bricks. He's not usually one to get bothered by anything; he's actually too passive most of the time. This, however, just about made his head explode.
For me, I'm so used to fundies that I just rolled my eyes. He couldn't understand why I wasn't pissed since I normally express my emotions freely. I just said it was old news and irrelevant in the grand scheme of things.
The video on YouTube this quote comes from is brilliant, it is essential viewing. The 'Tour guides' are a great double act, very convincing actors. Well I hope they are actors surely no one can really be that dumb.
People say that plants derive nourishment from the Sun, but how could that be, since plants existed long before Anor first drove the Sun across the sky? So say it with me, photosynthesis is a lie created by the deceitful scientists!
I had to turn the video off, I couldn't watch it.
That about sums up why I hate fundies, come to think of it.
If this creature [Tyrannosaurus] was designed to eat meat from the very start, what would he have to do until Adam and Eve sinned and death entered the world?
Eat other dinosaurs, carrion, and other critters that existed many millions of years ago.
LabRat wrote:
"Wait, people lived a thousand years before the flood but the world only existed a thousand years before the flood and there were 8 generations?" A "generation" isn't the amount of time between when somebody is born and when he/she dies.
It's the amount of time between when somebody is born and his/her first offspring are born.
If we assume the 1000 year lifespans before the Flood are correct (hah!), then 125 years per generation is eminently reasonable.
Hey, does anybody remember back in the early 70s when Billy Jack hung around on the Indian Reservation, preaching pacifism while kicking redneck ass? Well, looks like those days are gone forever.
We're trained to think like evolutionists, we need to think like creationists.
Such a bunch of fucking lies. I lasted about a minute into the video, even the ABC guy pissed me off.
This was actually quite disturbing to watch. A group of children, with parents, eating up everything these guys told them. Topping it off, they were in the Denver Museum of Natural History - not some creationist play land.
"What would he have to do? Fast and pray for The Fall! Is that likely? The answer is-- everybody look at me and say... "no." Try that with me-- "no."
Ok I'll give it a shot. "No, I do not think T-rex was praying for the fall of man"
I agree. No, that is not likely.
Wait, what?
This douche means it differently, doesn't he?
Now my head hurts. Watching the video hasn't taken away any of the pain. It's only brought forth rage.
Ha! Ha!
Circular reasoning!
This reminds me of the family guy episode where Lois runs for mayor.
"What will you do about crime in our city?"
"9/11 was bad."
"How will you repair our city's roads?"
"9/11."
Well, since there's nothing of the sort of "The Fall", i think he just kept on eating meat from the very beginning. Got it? Or, do i have to write that again?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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