Mark Dreher #fundie

God wants more than lip service.

There are minimum requirements.

You must do three things in order to be normal.

1. Say an original grace prayer before eating.

2. Attend one Protestant church service per week.

3. A morning and evening prayers of thanks to God.

When your feet hit the floor in the morning.

You fall to your knees.

And as you go to bed.

You got to "do stuff".



So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!

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