There couldn't be a Big Bang, cause it takes two to bang and reproduce. Athiests and evolutionists are so dumb, they think 'one' can bang alone, and then explode into all the Universe, and be fruitful and multiply. We have to teach these nonX'ers about the facts of life, and how to bang in rthymn and harmony.
But then again, it might mean they would reproduce into more non thinking atheists...... and we would have to teach their next generation how to bang again. Darn, they just don't get it.
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There couldn't be a Big Bang, cause it takes two to bang and reproduce Athiests and evolutionists are so dumb, they think 'one' can bang alone, and then explode into all the Universe, and be fruitful and multiply.
Two what? Could he be talking about the creation of the universe from the body fluids of two..giant turtles?
Wow! Our very first Discworld creationist!
Terry Pratchett would be so proud.
Surely this guy has never seen a starfish, which reproduces getting rid of one of its tentacles. Or those turtles which can be hermaphrodite. And by the way, did God have a wife?, I mean, following your logic.
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Latest post...
"evolutionists desperately and insanely try to suggest that moths evolve, or dogs evolve because of thicker coats etc.... but it is so blatantly naive or deceptive and downright contrived and faked."
Seriously, this fundtard is not trolling.
For starters, have you never heard of Asexual reproduction? Not ever creature on this planet needs to "bang" to reproduce.
“There couldn't be a Big Bang, cause it takes two to bang and reproduce.”
“Athiests”
“and evolutionists”
"are so dumb, they think 'one' can bang alone, and then explode into all the Universe, and be fruitful and multiply.”
“We have to teach these nonX'ers about the facts of life, and how to bang in rthymn and harmony.”
“But then again, it might mean they would reproduce into more non thinking atheists......”
“and we would have to teach their next generation how to bang again. Darn, they just don't get it.”
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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