THE FUCKING LIBERAL LEFT IS AT IT AGAIN!!!!!!! 3 DAYS AGO THE FUCKING DUMBOCRATS PASSED A BILL THAT WOULD LEGALIZE GAY MARIAGE AND SUPPORT THE GAY AGENDA. THIS HAS MADE ME SO SICK TO MY STOMACH I CAN BARELY TYPE RIGHT NOW.
FOR ANY LIBERALS HERE I ASK YOU FACE TO FACE. WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU GET IT THROUGH YOUR CLOSED-MINDED MARXIST FUCKED UP MICROSCOPIC LITTLE BRAIN. MEN WHO FUCK OTHER MEN IN THE ASS ARE IMMORAL DO NOT BELONG IN OUR CHRISTIAN NATION. THIS IS ONE NATION UNDER GOD YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
PS: THERE IS NO FUCKING PROOF OF ANY GAY GENE SO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ASSHOLE LICKING MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!
(one post later...)
YOU ARE ALSO FUCKING RUDE! YOU LIBERAL ATHEIST FUCKERS!!!
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Lessee..
TREATY OF TRIPOLI, BITCH!
Also, "under God" was added to the pledge in the 1950s, genius.
Further, of the two of us, it's actually YOU who are being "closed-minded."
Oh, and I don't remember reading anything about anyone passing any bill pertaining to gay marriage. A California Supreme Court judge did, however, strike down a California law banning gay marriage, which was un-Constitutional...
And just by-the-by.. THERE IS NO PROOF OF ANY GOD, SO SHUT THE FUCK UP, NANCY-BOY!
And since I used all-caps for that, I'm obviously right, yes? :D
"THIS HAS MADE ME SO SICK TO MY STOMACH"
Then don't think about it, no one is forcing you to think about gays fucking all the time."
"I CAN BARELY TYPE RIGHT NOW."
That explains the caps lock.
"YOUR CLOSED-MINDED"
Mirror mirror on the wall, hey its jesus....uhhh....why is he dressed like hitler?
"MEN WHO FUCK OTHER MEN IN THE ASS ARE IMMORAL"
So is hating your neighbor but by all means, be a hypocrite, christianity thrives on it.
"DO NOT BELONG IN OUR CHRISTIAN NATION."
What kind of a christian? There's like 19 of them. Oh and Christianity is about to be done, get over it.
"THIS IS ONE NATION UNDER GOD"
Since the 50s, but that's going to change too.
"YOU PIECE OF SHIT."
Feel that Christian love.
"THERE IS NO FUCKING PROOF OF ANY GAY GENE"
Yes there is, where the fuck have you been besides getting raped by your pastor?
"SO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ASSHOLE LICKING MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!"
Feel that Christian lo...oh wait I said that already.
They just like to drop their massive shipments of CAPS LOCK RAGE and phail right in front us, don't they? I swear, they just do it to assure that whatever faith we have in mankind is tossed right out the window. The pain....the unbearable pain...
YOU ARE ALSO FUCKING RUDE! YOU LIBERAL ATHEIST FUCKERS!!!
That's Liberal PAGAN Fucker to you, you demented fuckwit!!
We're not all Atheists here.
No need to sugarcoat it, DF. Let us know how you really feel, you stupid, pea-brained, uneducated, intolerant, hate-mongering repugnican.
You need to be reminded that the U.S. of A. is a FREE! country, not a "Christian" one.
FREE!
FREE!
FREE!
This applies to any lifestyle, not only yours.
BTW, the notion that we're a Xian country is pure bullshit, shoved into gullible skulls (like yours) by beggars, con men, extortionists -- criminals and traitors, all identified by their queerness for the bible and things Pharisaic.
FOR ANY LIBERALS HERE I ASK YOU FACE TO FACE. WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU GET IT THROUGH YOUR CLOSED-MINDED MARXIST FUCKED UP MICROSCOPIC LITTLE BRAIN. MEN WHO FUCK OTHER MEN IN THE ASS ARE IMMORAL DO NOT BELONG IN OUR CHRISTIAN NATION. THIS IS ONE NATION UNDER GOD YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
Blessed are the peacemakers...
wow, just fucking wow.
I hate teh gays, I hate when teh gays hug, I hate when teh gays kiss...hey whats going on in my pants?
This dude is going to commit suicide within the year, if not the month. His religion hates him so much, yet he can't accept that or fathom it, so he lashes out at those who are just like him. He loathes his sexual orientation, and he will not be able to come to terms with it.
YOU ARE ALSO FUCKING RUDE! YOU LIBERAL CHISTIAN FUCKERS!!!
Fixed for me, you bigoted fucktard.
Capslock Expletives for Jesus Award seconded.
Also, this man needs some hawt gai luv, stat!
Men who drink and own guns are immoral too.
Besides, sex between consenting adults is none of the government's business.
I don't actually KNOW what I am at the minute...
SO DON'T CALL ME AN ATHEIST FUCKER!
How could I be an *atheist* fucker anyway? I don't know any!
I LOVE SHOUTING AND SLAGGING EVERYONE OFF WHO ISN'T OF MY EXACT, EXACT, *EXACT* POSITION ON POLITICS, SEXUALITY OR MORALITY!
I LOEV USING XBAWX-HUEG CAPS LOCK PARAGRAPHS!
I R NOT MENTAL! REALLY! CASP LOKC MAEK ME FEEL LEIK BIG MAN!
Newsflash moron, no one cares what people do in their bedrooms. Infact, gay people can get the same rights via the use of lawyers. This is just a way the government can cash in on it. Gay people have been getting married for decades already. Gay marriage just means the government recognises it making legal proceedings easier. It wastes less government money...
One may say that Men who kill other men for lies is also immoral. Far more immoral than someone making out with men. Oh and The "one Nation under God" was a new addition done after the 50s to make a difference between the US and those "Godless Commies". Check it up bitch, there are people alive who remember that.
And there is no "Gay Gene". There is however a behavioural adaptation we have to live around other men. Because our society as a whole cannot occur without being "a little gay". True heterosexual behaviour would have me killing every man in my accomodation or driving them out, marking my territory and then sexing every woman inside here repeatedly. So we are all slightly gay. Its the price we pay for CIVILISATION. So you shut up...
THIS HAS MADE ME SO SICK TO MY STOMACH I CAN BARELY TYPE RIGHT NOW.
Maybe if we make him a little bit angrier, he'll stop typing altogether?
We're rude? There you are, using nothing but capslock, cussing and swearing, and we are rude?
As for gay marriage, if you don't want to marry someone of the same sex, don't. It's that simple.
Have a nice foaming at the mouth.
the Dirty Faggots troll, no doubt,
I don't think this is JoJo. Although it's all in caps, it's still too literate to be JoJo.
You call others rude, yet you're the one who's resorted to namecalling and expletives.
You say there's no proof of the gay gene and berate others for not sharing your beliefs, despite the fact that YOU have no proof that YOUR way is right.
You say the US is a Christian nation. Show us where it says as much in the Constitution. Take your time, we'll wait.
The bill in California was passed legally, albeit by a narrow margin, and not without a lot of debate. The people of California have spoken. Don't like it? Tough.
Dear the Dirty Faggots troll!
I just read your latest literary work and it was awesome. I'm sitting here with huge boner. Normally, I don't tend to be turned on by guys but lately and especially since the California court struck down the ban, I have been feeling really frisky. When I read your delightful and very erotic description of how you feel, I was really turned on and now I'd love to explore and discover all the wonderful sides of male-male love with you. You are soooo hot!
Pls. message me!
PS. You can read from the bible while we are "going at it", it just makes me hornier!
PPS. Do you swallow?
I know it's kind of lame, but... we're rude?
Also: the key for which you're looking is on the left-hand side of your keyboard, right between the "tab" and "shift" keys.
Actually, my b/f is more spiritual, so that would make me a Spiritual Fucker. I don't think I've fucked an Atheist, as far as I know, as I'm quite familiar with eliciting moans of "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, yes!"
I'm sorry. I really couldn't resist.
Why are you so worried about who fucks who in the ass?
THIS IS ONE NATION UNDER GOD YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
"under god" was not added to the pledge until 1954.
YOU ARE ALSO FUCKING RUDE!
Oh boo hoo!
If you don't like people being rud to you, maybe you shouldn't be rude to others.
potty-mouth
The US isn't a Xian nation
Morality has fuck all to do with the law
Being liberal has fuck all to do with Marxism
apYrs: I disagree (a bit).
I think that there some moral situations involved in politics - I mean, you're leading a whole country of people, let's not forget that.
But MORALITY? As in, RELIGIOUS MORALITY? Course not. That's plain old obvious to anyone with half a brain (like us).
Regarding the last line: LULZ. I'm not even liberal; I'm a Tory. Gawsh, so insulting! >.>
I think this guy is indeed a troll, and indeed doing it for a laugh; he could even be an atheist. If he is a troll, I would like to meet him, and maybe we could start a raid on Teens4Christ or something, rather like those few people who attacked it before and replaced the admins sig. with Goatse.
>:3
Hm, hypocrtical, no real basis for accusations, no knowledge of history,no knowledge of biology... sounds like a fundie to me.
ow, my ears... eyes... brain?
GG, Talk about hypocrite, we're rude? honestly, do you see me unsing "fuck" as every second word? no? besides, it's my view that people who are scared or threatened by homosexuality, are only this way because they're uncomfortable about their own sexualit.
At least you got one thing right - Troll
I can't help but fantasize about meeting you in person with a baseball bat in one hand and some firecrackers in the other (use your imagination). And afterwards, I receive a medal for making the world just a little bit happier of a place.
@ulfbjorn:
It's not your country, you asshole. This is the United States of America, not The Theocratic Nation of Ulfbjorn the Bigot.
theTambo wrote: "@ulfbjorn: It's not your country, you asshole"
I think it was meant as a reference to "Snakes on a Plane", not a statement of his views.
"THE FUCKING LIBERAL LEFT IS AT IT AGAIN!!!!!!! 3 DAYS AGO THE FUCKING DUMBOCRATS PASSED A BILL THAT WOULD LEGALIZE GAY MARIAGE AND SUPPORT THE GAY AGENDA. THIS HAS MADE ME SO SICK TO MY STOMACH I CAN BARELY TYPE RIGHT NOW.
FOR ANY LIBERALS HERE I ASK YOU FACE TO FACE. WHY THE FUCK CANT YOU GET IT THROUGH YOUR CLOSED-MINDED MARXIST FUCKED UP MICROSCOPIC LITTLE BRAIN. MEN WHO FUCK OTHER MEN IN THE ASS ARE IMMORAL DO NOT BELONG IN OUR CHRISTIAN NATION. THIS IS ONE NATION UNDER GOD YOU PIECE OF SHIT.
PS: THERE IS NO FUCKING PROOF OF ANY GAY GENE SO SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ASSHOLE LICKING MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!
YOU ARE ALSO FUCKING RUDE! YOU LIBERAL ATHEIST FUCKERS!!!"
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Have a few issues, ducky? Methinks it's time to come out of that closet yourself, sweetie.
After all, it's a known fact that those who rail against gays, harbour subconscious & latent homosexual tendencies themselves.
Must be cold living in that river in Egypt, DFT.
The US is not and never has been a Christian nation. Treaty of Tripoli, bitch. Not a single Democrat in Congress or the presidency is a Marxist, not that you actually know what the word means. And there is conclusive proof that being gay is biological, you just don't want to hear it.
Also, turn off the fucking caps. It doesn't make us take you any more seriously, it just makes us mentally subtract about a decade from your age.
Hey there buddy. Didn't see ya there.
"YOU ARE ALSO FUCKING RUDE! YOU LIBERAL ATHEIST FUCKERS!!!"
Ah, smell that delicious irony!
Marriage is not two people of the same sex!
Homosexuals have sex with animals, children & spread all kinds of stuff,
Outlaw it again when most fags are dead, because they are all so sick and dieing
Outlaw it like third world nations and Islamic theocracies do?
Also if we're bringing up paedophilia, we should probably bring up the Duggars as well as police officer that disciplined Josh Duggar. As well as various priests.
Neal Horsely is much more about beatiality than any LGBT I know (but I am hetero so I guess I don't know any)
Disease seems more rampant in third world countries that are homophobic
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