Gen. 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
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"that at midnight the LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt"
Oh damn, you done contradicted yourself
Quote "Lev. 26:25 And I will bring a sword upon you, that shall avenge the quarrel of my covenant: and when ye are gathered together within your cities, I will send the pestilence among you; and ye shall be delivered into the hand of the enemy.
Max: He, he, he fell on the cab. He fell, he fell from up there on the motherfucking cab. Shit. I think he's dead.
-Collateral
Gen. 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven;
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
So the whole "Guns don't kill people" thing has somehow transmuted, in your mind, into "Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people, the gun and the person who fired it are all innocent".
Lol @ #673693...You ain't cool enough to be me, so quit it.
So the whole "Guns don't kill people" thing has somehow transmuted, in your mind, into "Guns don't kill people, bullets kill people, the gun and the person who fired it are all innocent".
No, I just fine it funny how people who don't believe in God, love calling him a murderer/killer... Lol & people say I'm trolling ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[shoots XenoNinja]
The gun killed him.
Gen. 19:24 Then the LORD rained upon Sodom and upon Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven; There is no archaelogical evidence Sodom and Begorrah ever existed. Nor is there evidence the children of Israel were ever in Egypt as slaves. You can't hide the remnants left behind by hundreds of thousands. It never happened. Ancient fairy tales.
There is no archaelogical evidence Sodom and Begorrah ever existed. http://www.arkdiscovery.com/sodom_&_gomorrah.htm
Fail
Nor is there evidence the children of Israel were ever in Egypt as slaves. You can't hide the remnants left behind by hundreds of thousands. It never happened.
They built the pyramids. you FAIL again.
God sent everything, if I set a building on fire, kill 5 people with the fire, I will still be a murderer, as God is.
So Xeno is an atheist who believes that nature kills without supernatural involvement and the Bible lies about God controlling everything. Why are you guys down on him?
I'm not an athiest, but that's an interesting point. Lol
HUGE RATIONALIZATION ALERT!
Yeah...God caused most of that. If I shoot something it is my fault, not the guns fault.
So, here's how to get away with murder.
Your honor, it was the knife that killed the guy, I just tried to punch him like this with my fist at a funny angle and that stupid knife got in the way! *IT* was what killed him, not me!
I didn't steal those items, my arm did!
I didn't kill that man, it was the hitman I happened to be talking to the other day that did!
I didn't launch all those missiles, it was that blinking red button that got pressed that did. I didn't blow up all those cities, it was the missiles!
XenoNinja doesn't write sub-moronic messages, it's the words in those messages that make them indistinguishable from the musings of a hydrocephalic gerbil.
Soooo.....for us atheists, wouldn't that mean that Satan has made us evil, not ourselves.
WOOHOO. FREE PASSES FOR EVERYONE!!!
"And it came to pass, that at midnight the LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh ... "
Somebody forgot to tell the Egyptians.
If God rained fire and brimstone, then God killed, stupid!
If only God had killed stupid...
Welp, we better fling open the doors in the prisons. All those people we thought were murderers...turns out it was all knives and bullets and hammers...wonder how we're gonna lock up the ground and the ocean, though...?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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