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[Thread Title: I discovered What the Anti-Christ is and im scared.]

God told me in a dream what the anti-christ is. This is not a joke and I am scared for my life.

The anti-christ is something that people pour their soul into, tell all their secrets, trust thier lives too, obsess over to the point of losing their loved ones and jobs. It hold the very worst of the world in it and everyone has it. it is with most people where ever they go because it is their idol, thier false God.

The Anti-Christ is the Internet.

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old comment by WWWWolf

> The Anti-Christ is the Internet.

I believe in the Internet Protocol, the underlying protocol of the Internet, the one network protocol upon cable and aether. I believe in Transmission Control Protocol, its extension, our transport protocol. It was Established by the power of the operating system network stack and born of the Three Way Handshake. It suffered under Severe Packet Loss, timed out, was terminated by the peer, and was closed by the network stack. It made the application confused, but it recovered. On the 5th minute, the application re-established the connection. The data transfer was completed and the application was praised for the job well done. It shall be re-established again to transfer packets both holy and profane. I believe in the transmission of data, the datagram checksums, the retransmission of corrupted and timed-out frames, ever-working network stack, and communication everlasting. CLOSED.

old comment by apenpaap

Personally, I find the whole nonsense about the AntiChrist vastly overrated. My favourite mythological figure is reverse Jesus.
Reverse Jesus is created when you masturbate in the bath and your sister falls pregnant by then bathing in the same water.
Reverse Jesus blinds and cripples random people. And gives them leprosy.
Reverse Jesus crucified the entire Roman Empire.
Reverse Jesus makes you die for his sins.
Reverse Jesus can sink in water.
Reverse Jesus can turn wine into water.
Reverse Jesus dares you to stone whores if you're sinner.
He was born in a cave on Easter and was killed in a shootout on Christmas eve when three kings finally tracked him down for outstanding debts of gold and spices.

old comment by Giveitaday

God told me in a dream what the anti-christ is.

I had a dream that i was in a jam band with Elvis, Anubis, and the lead singer from GWAR. According to your logic it must have really happened because i dreamed it.

This is not a joke and I am scared for my life.

Why?

The anti-christ is something that people pour their soul into, tell all their secrets, trust thier lives too, obsess over to the point of losing their loved ones and jobs

You do realize that you just described your own religion, don't you? All the things you listed are the very same ones that your "god" demands of his followers according to your holy book.

It hold the very worst of the world in it and everyone has it. it is with most people where ever they go because it is their idol, thier false God.

You are still describing your own religion, you do know that, don't you?

The Anti-Christ is the Internet.

So you think a good way to get the word out is to post it on the internet? I mean really now? Does that make any sense to you?

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"The anti-christ is something that people pour their soul into, tell all their secrets, trust thier lives too, obsess over to the point of losing their loved ones and jobs. It hold the very worst of the world in it and everyone has it. it is with most people where ever they go because it is their idol, thier false God."

In 1979, so many people voted for this person, thus they poured their soul into such. Told all their secrets to (MPs to the Chief Whip). Obsessed over, to the point of losing their loved ones (the Falklands War) and their jobs (the swingeing cuts as a result of policy). It held the very worst of the world in it (the Conservative Party). It is their idol, their false God.

The Antichrist is Maggie Thatcher. (*spits*)

She is the basis of my more than infinite hatred of everything - and everyone - right-wing.

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