I found it more interesting to see how other people viewed me but eh, what the hell? Forgive me if this sounds like a sob story.
The Alchoholic: Unfortunately so.
Amazon Chaser: Intoxicated by intimidating women in both the physical and intellectual sense.
Ambiguous Disorder: Asperger's syndrome and a host of others that are difficult to classify.
Badass Beard: Properly trimmed and cared for it is a glorious centerpiece of chinstroking awesomeness. No, he does not care if you disagree. Many razors have met their premature end trying to tame the crimson beast but it has proven as resilient as titanium. Slightly self-conscious of head and facial hair's mismatched colours.
Berserk Button: Bigotry, child abuse, rape, betrayal/abuse of trust, insisting personal privilege takes priority over the rights and lives of others.
Blue and Orange Morality: His moral compass has its own bearing, for better or worse.
Brainy Brunette: Significantly above average intellect, not that this guarantees argumentative superiority.
Canada, Eh?: Proud to be Canadian.
Cloud Cuckoolander: Can occasionally be... random. Tends to fixate on things nobody else considers important.
Combat Pragmatist: It's best you don't know.
Dark and Troubled Past: Parents had an ugly divorce, split from a sibling, a disastrously neglectful mother, a series of horrifically abusive "replacement" father figures including a possible paedophile who couldn't keep his hands to himself and an absolute sadist with a God complex, bullying, a psychotic break, attempted suicide, on both ends of attempted murder before even hitting the teen years, emotional support has been less than inspiring... and that's just the shit most people could reasonably believe.
Heroic Self Deprecation: Aware of many of his faults.
He Who Fights Monsters: The freakouts must be seen to be believed.
Hypocrite: Can dip into this. Tries to correct himself when he recognizes it. Is painfully aware that the sins we most hate are those we project from ourselves unto others.
Ill Boy: Sick and injured more often than is probable.
Insufferable Genius: On occasion. Especially annoying when he doesn't know as much as he initially thinks he does.
Jerk With A Heart Of Gold: Can be harsh but usually very caring. In his own way at least.
Knife Nut: Has possessed (and lost) quite the collection of pointy things over the years. Surprisingly more for whittling than stabbing.
Laser Guided Amnesia: More than a few pages of his life's story have been ripped out.
Only Sane Man: Too often for comfort. Considering everything else listed here that says something less than reassuring about the world he lives in.
Pride: More than you might think and in things that might surprise you.
Real Men Wear Pink: Likes cute animals, hugs giant teddies, enjoys baking, highly empathetic, but still way more man than any dick-waving Red Pill wifebeater whose entire life is defined by impressing upon everyone how masculine he's trying to look.
The Stoic: A subversion; often shows little emotion but in reality is quite easily moved yet unable to express this naturally.
Sugar and Ice Personality: Melts and freezes at a moment's notice regardless of his own preferences.
What You Are In The Dark: A constant worry.
