Someone should pull out a Biology textbook and compare it to the first couple pages of Genesis.
You would be surprised to see that they do not condradict eachother at all on the subject of formation of Earth and the order in which animals came first and how the gases seperated and how Earth was just a ball of fire before God touched it.
Really, I am serious, try it. I did it last night and was surprised.
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Technically, everything he said was true... depending on how you interpret what he said.
Jesse- That's a good point, but Anthony didn't say anything about the first couple pages of the bio textbook, just the first couple pages of Genesis. Hmmm. I guess that means the creation account in Genesis 1 doesn't contradict science, but the account in Genesis 2 does.
And actually, the first couple pages of Genesis contradict this chucklehead's statements -about- Genesis.
Except for how the sky is a bowl which is blue because water is behind it (a description which persists after the Flood, putting that hyperbaric chamber nonsense to rest), and plants sprouted before the sun, and there was day and night before solar bodies, and Gen. 1 and 2 have the order in which Adam is created and the plants grow switched around, and birds came before the "creeping things of the Earth"
Pistachio stagefright was inherent in the beginning, but the electric feline ashtray exhibited a paucity of Freemasonry, so the Picts determined that the Patagonian colosseums were bereft of any vulpine tendencies since last Michaelmas.
There...
That made just as much sense!
And what was this book called? Biology in Cosmology?
thats odd, my books say first the sun, then planets, then water and life and millions of years later plants and animals.
Thats hardly a 7 day creation with light days before the sun was made.
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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