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Dave Nalle #fundie blogcritics.org

Unquestionably the height and full-blown realization of Voodoo in children’s animation was in the still enormously popular Care Bears. Never has the use of Voodoo symbology been more clear and apparent, far more so than in Candomble or Santeria. From the very name of the cartoon to the look and behavior of the characters, Voodoo permeates the Care Bears universe.
Start with the name first. Who can deny the similarity between the name Care Bears and Carefours, the district of Port au Prince which is the heart of the Voodoo world? Can the cloud city of Care-a-Lot be anything but an idealized ‘holy city’ of the Lwa – a divine reflection of Carefours? Then consider some of the terminology. The Care Bears constantly want to ‘Share until you care’, just as the Lwa want to share the bodies of their worshipers. The Care Bears are constantly trying to be children’s ‘friends’, just as the Voodoo Lwa are often referred to by their followers as ‘friendly spirits’ or just ‘friends’.
Voodoo is a religion uniquely rich in symbology, particular the famous Veve symbols which represent each of the Lwa or Voodoo gods. These Veve are your key to connecting the Lwa and the Care Bears. Just as each Lwa has a Veve, each Care Bear has an arcane symbol represented on his round little tummy, and as you may already suspect, those symbols are suspiciously similar to the Veve of the major Voodoo Lwa.

The first obvious connection of a major Lwa with a Care Bear is between the goddess Erzulie and Love-a-Lot Bear. Erzulie’s symbol is a heart, which might lead one to associate her with Tenderheart Bear who is also represented by a heart, but Love-a-Lot is the true Care Bear form of Erzulie, because the color pink is strongly associated with Erzulie, and Love-a-Lot’s twin hearts represent the dual nature of Erzulie as both a goddess of love and motherhood (Erzulie La Siren) and also a goddess of seduction and jealousy (Erzulie Dantor). Clearly in the Care Bear universe Love-a-Lot is the embodiment of Erzulie.
Another clear connection with a very important Lwa is the association of Friend Bear with Legba. Not only are their symbols similar – crossed roses in both cases, but Legba is frequently referred to as ‘A Friend’, because of a prohibition against speaking his actual name. Legba is one of the most commonly called upon Lwa as an intercessor, and Friend Bear occupies a similarly prominent role as a go-between among the other Care Bears.
Also quite obvious is the connection between Damballah, who is symbolized by a rainbow and Cheer Bear who also bears the rainbow symbol. Cheer Bear, more than many other Care Bears, is shown using magical or mystical powers, characteristic of Damballah.
The parallels go on. The falling star symbol of Wish Bear is clearly equivalent to of the lightning bolt of Shango, while the storm cloud of Grumpy Bear is obviously symbolic of both the storm associations and general negative attitude of Capitaine Ogu. In fact, the cloud has a rather similar shape to the ship in Ogu’s most common Veve. A close viewing of the movie Return to Care-a-Lot also reveals a scene in which a distracted Grumpy Bear mutters under his breath what sounds distinctly like Ogu’s trademark greeting “Gren mi Fret” or “My Balls are Cold”. And of course who could deny the similarity of Birthday Bear’s symbolic cupcake and the funeral altar Veve associated with Baron Samedi?
Symbolic parallels can also be found between the central character Funshine bear who watches over the welfare of all the Care Bears with the over-god or super-Lwa Orisha. There are also repeated motifs in the Care Bear television episodes and movies which are impossible to deny. For example, they travel by magical ship again and again, clearly a reference to the slave ships which brought the first Voodoo practitioners to the new world. Even more significant, many of the Care Bears, especially Grumpy Bear (Capitaine Ogu) and Birthday Bear (Baron Samedi), are seen trying on hats and other disguises, clearly a nod to the characteristic behavior of the Guede Lwa who guard the dead and are known for wearing hats and fancy dress.
We can only guess at the motivation of these Hollywood animators in going to such lengths to incorporate Voodoo symbology in the characters of the Care Bears. Is it the outcome of a religiously motivated conspiracy as some would fear, merely that they were bored or starved for inspiration and found it in an unlikely location, or some something far more sinister? We may never know. Most of the animators involved in the original design of the Care Bears characters have either died under mysterious circumstances or are missing. In the case of character animator Lester Meyers, his disappearance was accompanied by a cryptic note suggesting that the was going to go find out the “truth about where the CBs come from,” and his final credit card bill showed a charge for a ticket to Haiti. Nothing was ever heard from him again.
Should you be concerned for children exposed to the Care Bears? They are probably no more dangerous than notorious Pagan propaganda icons like The Transformers, or well documented Wiccan idol Strawberry Shortcake. However, if your child begins to spontaneously speak French to her stuffed Care Bear toys or if he puts on a top hat and takes up a cane and starts to dance a jig, the services of a Houngan might be called for.

dave nalle #fundie blogcritics.org

When you think of the Care Bears, do you think of them as nothing more than annoying characters in an overly preachy children’s cartoon? Or do you find them vaguely unsettling, perhaps because your inner eye can sense some of the truth behind these chubby brightly colored ‘friends’ – the truth of Voodoo masquerading as children’s entertainment.

Arch Conservative #racist blogcritics.org

[Responding to moonraven, who made a post about an immigrant who was murdered by an Arizonan]

You know what else would be better than sensitivity traing Ms. moonraven?

If you had the intellectual honesty to call them what they are, ILLEGALS, not migrants and not immigrants.

It's nice to see you have more sympathy for an ILLEGAL who was killed by an Arizonan than you do for LEGAL American citizens that are murdered and killed by ILLEGALS.

As for that Arizonan. Kudos to him. i hope more follow his lead.

Anthony Grande #fundie blogcritics.org

Discrimination!?!?!?!?!?!?

You hypocrite, don't you claim that a gay males orientation is NATURALLY toward another male? And you want to put gay males, whose "orientation is towards other males, by themeselves with BOYS out in the woods?

Man! That is like you saying that we should allow a straight man by himself with a whole bunch of little girls out in the woods.

Anthony Grande #fundie blogcritics.org

Someone should pull out a Biology textbook and compare it to the first couple pages of Genesis.

You would be surprised to see that they do not condradict eachother at all on the subject of formation of Earth and the order in which animals came first and how the gases seperated and how Earth was just a ball of fire before God touched it.

Really, I am serious, try it. I did it last night and was surprised.

practical joe #fundie blogcritics.org

The continuation of the human species was made possible because married couples made it happen.

The fact that a child is conditioned by nature to need both a mother and a father is lost on blind hedonists.

Homosexuals aren't denied anything.

All they have to do is follow civilized rules that have been in place for thousands of years.