<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uKZec6aDhww ">[Christian Pirate Rap]</a>
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What, you want to rap battle? I don't even like rap, but believe me, boyo, I'd school you. Why? Well (switches to Nixon voice)...Take it Kissenger.
OK, I'll cop: I submitted (inflicted) this one. But...how can you be a Christian pirate? Aren't they, like, criminals?
Many things disturb me. One, pirates, regardless of what pirates of the Caribbean can say, are not pinnacles of God-fearing people. Second, we can think of Christian pop, but rap with a pirate is an even more oniric combination. And finally, the stage is a mock to intelligence. Apart from that I don´t consider it very fundie. I would nominate it, for the puppets I mean, to all cutiest fundie ever.
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I normally post as Maronan, and I hope I'm not offending the original "My Brain Hurts" poster by pseudo-impersonation, but it's true. After watching that, my brain really does hurt. :(
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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