/B. Hussein was BORN an epic failure/
Becoming president of an entire country is an epic failure?
/his parents were failures/
His father, who was born in Kenya, got to go to the U.S. by earning a prestigious scholarship. That doesn't sound like much of a failure to me. Neither does Obama's mother, who balanced academics with raising a child.
/his wife is a failed lawyer/
You keep saying "failure" and "failed." I do not think the words mean what you think they mean. Michelle Obama DID succeed in becoming a lawyer; she only stepped aside because she realized that she would be already kept busy by, I don't know, BEING THE FIRST LADY OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.
/(affirmative action anyone?)./
Oh, yes, of course. Because it's simply impossible for a non-white person to get ahead anywhere or become even remotely successful on the basis of merit. Meanwhile, Donald Trump and Bill Gates make billions of dollars and nobody questions THEIR merit. Double standards much, hypocrite?
/He is now living out his destiny - at our expense./
So, Obama's destiny was to become president? Again, that doesn't sound like a failure to me.
/What an embarrassment this doofus is - he is such a pussy he cannot say I S L A M out loud./
Oh, yes, he can and has, repeatedly. I guess you were asleep the day that he gave a speech in Cairo, Egypt addressing Muslims and Islam in general.
/He thinks the muslim prayer is PRETTY./
*mock-gasp!* Heaven forbid our president show appreciation for other cultures! What next? He'll tell the Russians (filthy commies that they are) that he likes their ballets, the Japanese (those heathen savages who bombed Pearl Harbor) that he thinks their tea ceremony is elegant or the French (those cowardly pansies) that he enjoyed the Louvre? That elitist, uppity appeaser!
/He is a sadistic usurper./
Because we all know that as soon as his name was announced on Inauguration Day, Obama stepped outside and waved with one hand while holding the bleeding stump of Bush's head in another.
/So glad all the touchy feely libs got their rocks off voting for a moron solely on his skin color - thanks schmucks!!/
As opposed to a miserable, cowardly racist like you who votes for a moron solely on HIS skin color - namely, that he's white? Again, take your double standards and shove them, you lying hypocrite.
