God told the Hebrews to kill all of the inhabitants of the promised land before they could settle there.
They killed men, women, children. What you don't realize is that they were hybrids, not fully human. They were the offspring of fallen angels and earth women.
You can call fallen angels aliens if you like.
The DNA analysis of these skulls proves the bible correct....thanks to science.
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Hmm. I'm pretty sure that if extra-terrestrial DNA turned up in an archaeological dig we would have heard a hell of a lot about it.
I think you're striving to come up with a justification for what you recognise as an immoral atrocity.
Who did the testing of these skulls? How and where were they preserved for such a long time?
When you talk about men, women and children, you're talking about humans, stupid. You don't talk about chimpanzee women, or tiger women, do ya? Besides, it doesn't matter whether they were hybrids or not, they still didn't deserve to die for being in the wrong place at the wrong time. That God of yours is/was a genocidal maniac.
Wait. There is scientific evidence that angels had babies with humans? When did this come about, exactly?
That's a lot of crazy talk that really fails to explain away god's maniacal murderous ways. You'd still have to explain why it's okay for gawd to kill half-angel babies. That almost sounds worse than killing regular babies.
"Thou shalt not kill..."
...unless they're hybrids, then it's ok?
I guess that last part was missing from my buybull...
And these "hybrids", do they run on gasoline and electric? Or perhaps they're Cylons?
Where's the evidence that these hybrids even existed? Where's the evidence that such a hybrid is even possible? Oh, and no, some convoluted interpretation of some 2000 year old book ISN'T evidence,
"....thanks to science"
Interesting how they consider science beneficial when it "proves the bible correct", even thanking science and the scientists for their contributions, while at the same time damning science's outcome as the work of satan and considering it responsible for all of society's ills as "lies from the pit of hell".
So which is it? Good and helpful, or the work of satan and lies from the pit of hell?
According to the Bible, ScitScat, Bible-God took care of the angel/human problem with the Flood. The events of the Hebrew migration took place after.
Nice try, your demiurge is still a genocidal maniac.
Okay, let's say they were aliens/angels/whatever. Why does that make it automatically okay to kill them? They're clearly sentient beings, whatever they are. Why is God's solution always, ALWAYS death?
Classic Jewish and Christian tactic. Demonize the enemy. Literally.
Most references of other cultures in the Bible and Torah describe them as either excessively stupid or excessively evil. When now, through archeological discovery we know most of the mentioned people were neither of those things.
It's a disgusting display of how far Christians in particular will go to justify murdering people for their own gain. To use the excuse 'they're not really human' just shows how evil the religion really is. And it's why I can't honestly or fully trust someone who takes part in Judaism of any flavor.
@dionysus
Why is God's solution always, ALWAYS death?
Between God and His close, personal friend Ray Comfort it's a wonder any of us are still around.
Because god loves genocide!
If he is all-knowing, how come he didn't know before this that the Hebrews were going need to live there? If he is all-powerful, why couldn't he just poof them away or something? If he is all-good, well, why did anyone have to be slaughtered? It certainly wasn't ALL-good from the point of view of those being murdered.
So much for omniscience, omnipotence, and omnibenevolence.
Citation please?
Where did you get this fallen angel hybrid offspring? Pretty sure that's not in the Bible.
And citation on the DNA of these skulls?
Making up stuff is fun!
Also, even if this hybrid fallen angel thing happened, isn't it still evil to genocide them? Why did your god make others do it when he could have poofed them out of existence? Like doing God's dirty work?
The genocides of the Hebrews may be exaggerated. Certainly in the case of Jericho, they claimed credit for destroying a city that had long ago been leveled by an earthquake. So, not just bloodthirsty, but liars, too.
But you realize that because the Bible says... wait, no, it doesn't say that. Hmm. You realize that because you're just so special.
P.S. Even if your bullsh*t was true, and all the sane people know it's not, why would it be OK to invade a land and eliminate its entire population?
P.P.S. You have many reasons to thanks science, but proving the Bible correct is almost never one of them.
Thing is, we don't even have any evidence to speak of for Josue's wars. From what I understand, the Canaan-usurpation wars and Deuteronomy were cobbled together at King Josiah's request, as one part national epic (a la the Aeneid), one part desperate attempt to convince the Israelite exiles whose help he needed against Assyria that yes, they really WERE followers of the same ways even if up till now only in the distant past, not polytheistic heretics who innately deserve to be enslaved by Assyria.
So, there isn't much evidence that the slaughter command ever took place, whether from divine OR mortal lips. And mind taking another look at your implicit claim that God's demands cannot be questioned?
"You can call fallen angels aliens if you like. "
No, I'd like it much better if I can call you a fucking moron.
Fucking Moron!
It's really a good thing that the Hewbrew conquest of Israel never happened and there was no large scale genocide of its native inhabitants.
But really, fallen angels? Really? Chapter and verse, please.
Sure. You can call people fallen angels or aliens if you like, as long as you've got permission from Bible God to kill them. What a considerate fellow Bible God is, He caters for all of KitKat's wildest desires and strange emotional needs. Extraordinary droolation!
"The DNA analysis of these skulls proves the bible correct....thanks to science."
...oh, if only .
Then we would be exploring the galaxy already, via bio mechanical ships. Therefore a question, TwitTwat: why aren't we? [/Species 8472]
oh my,i havent been able to stop laughing since i read this. If youre going to make shit up to try to prove your book of fairy tales is correct, please at least try to come up with something better than this tripe.
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