About your arguement that how Adam survived raptor attacks. Well at the beginning (before the fall of man) every animal was an herbivor(prooly spelled it wrong).
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Well, and how did Adam survive Hippopotamus attacks? Hippopotamus are very aggressive animals, they claim countless human lives each year, they can attack without any provocation, they are regarded as one of the most dangerous animals in Africa, perhaps claiming more human lifes than crocodiles or lions ... and they are herbivores.
No, you spelt "prolly" right. "Spelled" however should have been spelt "spelt" and "herbivore" has an e on the end. Otherwise fine.
Oh and your theory on Adam surviving raptor attacks is crap by the way. Everybody knows that in the time of Adam, animals and humans were all friends together. The raptors prolly liked cuddles and having their tummies tickled.
"About your arguement that how Adam survived raptor attacks."
Well, it's his own fucking fault for not cooking that raptor meat properly. Of course he's gonna have terrible guts, start farting like a docker, and have the terminal trots...
...but at least he'll be able to make it to the bog in time, at cheetah speed! [/"Jurassic Park"] X3
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But then, Raptor Jesus truly saves. I'm Ready for the VelociRapture .
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You managed better with "herbivore" than with "probably", actually.
The moose is a herbivore. It kills several people on the Swedish roads each year, and damages thousands of cars. My colleagues crashed into one a few weeks ago. They all survived luckily (even the moose), but the car was only fit for the scrapheap afterwards.
Oh, and you forgot the tiny, insignificant fact that dinosaurs died out some 63 million years before man emerged on the scene.
The spelling isn't the only thing which is wrong with that dog's breakfast of an argument. You can thump your bible as much as you want, but the fact remains that raptors went extinct some 65 million years before the first man arrived on the scene, a man whose name (if he had one) might have been Og but certainly not Adam.
Oh, and I agree that herbivores can and do attack people. Having been very firmly bitten by a horse I can attest to that from somewhat painful personal experience. (The bruise was a doozy, I must say).
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