"A third group is Evolutionists"
I thought we Atheists were supposed to be Fifth Columnists for the NWO/Illuminati?! Oh well, I guess we're succeeding where the First, Second, Third and Fourth Columnists failed.
"day after day children go to school and learn that the Bible is a lie."
Because as "Lucky Star"'s Miyuki proves here:
...we know the difference between fiction and fact. Besides, when it says in the Bible 'Man cannot live by bread alone', it says nothing about cake, does it?!
"Because of this philosophy many young ones repel against there parents"
Parents, how do they fucking work?!
"and other elders, paint graffiti, do drugs, and commit suicide."
By definition, if they're elders (even Burberry cap/Hoodie-wearing Chavs), then they haven't committed suicide.
"This is the origin myth of Atheism, most likely one of the most dangerous religions around."
The real danger? Your constant insistence that 'Atheism is a religion'. Better pray that we Atheists don't claim our tax-exempt status then; with the onus on you fundies to repay our tax rebates, backdated & with interest, the financial consequences for right-wing Fundamentalist Christianity would be lethal.
...or you can't be arsed to unchain your wallets and pay said tax rebate. In which case, you've destroyed your own argument, and you forfeit the right to call your own belief a 'religion', and have to pay taxes yourselves. Enjoy your Catch-22, Osama bin Paden.
"Atheism is more violent than Islam, more Godless than Satanism, and more obscure than Buddhism. These psycho meglomaniacs are responsible for the 46,000,000+ abortions in America."
Scott Roeder. Timothy McVeigh. Anders Breivik. Your argument is invalid.
"There is not one drop of evidence to support such a fairy tail"
The "One Piece"-esque manga/anime "Fairy Tail" is fiction
"and the evidence that were created by an all powerful being (namely God) is overwhelming!"
We have the evidence for the Big Bang (detuning a TV. The static you see/hear? Electromagnetic remnants of the Big Bang). Evolution? Aircraft hangarloads.
Your call, Creationists. PROTIP: Kitzmiller vs. Dover. Your entire Creationism argument is invalid. The law says so.
Game, Set, and annhilated argument to me.