Paden Reilly #fundie

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...•A third group is Evolutionists, day after day children go to school and learn that the Bible is a lie. Because of this philosophy many young ones repel against there parents and other elders, paint graffiti, do drugs, and commit suicide.

This is the origin myth of Atheism, most likely one of the most dangerous religions around. Atheism is more violent than Islam, more Godless than Satanism, and more obscure than Buddhism. These psycho meglomaniacs are responsible for the 46,000,000+ abortions in America.

There is not one drop of evidence to support such a fairy tail and the evidence that were created by an all powerful being (namely God) is overwhelming!

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old comment by Horsefeathers

"A third group is Evolutionists, day after day children go to school and learn that the Bible is a lie."

It's been a while since I've been in school but I can assure you that I was never, not one single time, told any such thing. In fact, your precious Bible was completely ignored.

"Because of this philosophy many young ones repel against there parents and other elders, paint graffiti, do drugs, and commit suicide."

Yeah, sure.

Teacher: The Bible is a lie children.

Children: *commit mass suicide*

I'm sure you think that's accurate but, well, it's not.

"This is the origin myth of Atheism, most likely one of the most dangerous religions around."

Atheism goes back further than your Bible does and, thus, much further than the idea of evolution as it was presented by Darwin or is now taught.

"Atheism is more violent than Islam, more Godless than Satanism, and more obscure than Buddhism."

I particularly like the fact that you believe you're being clever by stating atheism is more "godless" than Satanism, though I doubt you know why I find it amusing.

"These psycho meglomaniacs are responsible for the 46,000,000+ abortions in America."

I'm responsible for precisely 0 abortions.

"There is not one drop of evidence to support such a fairy tail and the evidence that were created by an all powerful being (namely God) is overwhelming!"

Please provide some of this overwhelming evidence to the scientific community.

old comment by katie5000

A third group is Evolutionists, day after day children go to school and learn that the Bible is a lie. Because of this philosophy many young ones repel against there parents and other elders, paint graffiti, do drugs, and commit suicide.

Well, the Bible is a lie. But they don't spend time teaching you that specifically, in school. At any rate, linking evolution and lack of biblical teachings to a horde of social ills is a huge logical fallacy. So, fail. And, kids "repel" against their parents? What, do their parents have a similar electrical charge or something?

Atheism has no "origin myth", since it's not a religion in the first place (a+theist=not believing in any deities). Since it's not a religion (no deities), then how could it be "the most dangerous religion around"? As to the rest of it, I'd be more concerned about religion and religious tenets spawning megalomania. Actually, I'd be willing to bet that most of the current religions were started by megalomaniacs a long time ago.

And 46 million abortions? Really? You're suggesting that atheists conceive children just so they can abort them? That doesn't make sense.

old comment by Tolpuddle Martyr

A third group is Anti Xenuists, day after day children go to school and learn that Dianetics is a lie. Because of this philosophy many young ones repel against there parents and other elders, paint graffiti, do drugs, and commit suicide.

This is the origin myth of Anti Xenu, most likely one of the most dangerous religions around. Anti Xenu is more violent than Islam, more Godless than Satanism, and more obscure than Buddhism. These psycho meglomaniacs are responsible for the 46,000,000+ suppressive persons in America.

There is not one drop of evidence to support such a fairy tail and the evidence that were created by an all powerful being (namely Xenu) is overwhelming!

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day after day children go to school and learn that the Bible is a lie

I went to a Catholic school through 8th grade and learned evolution right next to the Bible.

many young ones repel against there parents and other elders, paint graffiti, do drugs, and commit suicide.

Got news for you sunshine, kids rebel because they are kids.

Atheism, most likely one of the most dangerous religions around

You go on to list the other religions you're afraid of so which ones are left that atheism is a part of? Also, atheists and agnostics are not dangerous, we just want to be left the fuck alone.

These psycho meglomaniacs are responsible for the 46,000,000+ abortions in America.

Um, fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

old comment by Panz

"A third group is Evolutionists, day after day children go to school and learn that the Bible is a lie."

Seriously? No, they don't, they go to school and learn, whether the bible is a lie or not is up for them to discover on their own. For all you know God may have created everything, then set evolution in effect to ensure things survived without having to constantly help them.

"Atheism is more violent than Islam, more Godless than Satanism, and more obscure than Buddhism."
Atheism is not a religion, it's quite simple, even the supreme court ruled it's not religion since you simply don't believe in a god, there are no rituals, no dogma, no nothing...and more evil? Explain to me why it's not atheists fighting atheists but instead christians fighting Islam, Islam fighting hindus, christians opressing people, jews fighting anything that says no to them, and why the majority of crimes, nearly all, the world over are done by people with some type of religion in their background.

"There is not one drop of evidence to support such a fairy tail and the evidence that were created by an all powerful being (namely God) is overwhelming!"
And yet all you have to do is provide this evidence and science will back you, but no one does, why is that?

old comment by Zoo

"Because of this philosophy many young ones repel against there parents and other elders, paint graffiti, do drugs, and commit suicide"

Oh yes, I had a great urge to paint graffiti after our week on evolution in high school biology. Please. You don't even learn enough at that point to be convinced it's true if you've been taught it's not all your life and you don't already reject that stance.

"This is the origin myth of Atheism"

No. A lot of atheists accept evolutionary theory (which is neither a myth nor about origins) but it's not required to be an atheist. Actually, most Christians also accept evolutionary theory. They're not atheists.

"There is not one drop of evidence to support such a fairy tail"

Fairies have tails? Either way, as I've suggested to others who claim this, go to your local university library and find the biology section. We don't accept the theory out of wishful thinking, but the mass of evidence you can find anywhere, or if you're patient and observant you can go outside and find your own evidence.

"the evidence that were created by an all powerful being (namely God) is overwhelming!"

If that were so there would be a LOT fewer atheists.

old comment by John

day after day children go to school and learn that the Bible is a lie. Because of this philosophy many young ones repel against there parents and other elders, paint graffiti, do drugs, and commit suicide.

The Bible is a lot of nonsense when it tries to offer explanations that people can clearly see are just bronze age myths. The "harmful philosophy" is the one that tells people that either (a) every word of the Bible must be the literal truth or else (b) the whole thing is wrong. Once people believe that, common sense leaves them no choice but to accept (b). That's why the majority of Christian churches don't hold with absolute literalism in the Bible.

old comment by NecroVMX

...A third group is Evolutionists, day after day children go to school and learn that the Bible is a lie.

- Well, it is. Problem?

Because of this philosophy many young ones repel against there parents

- "Because" "repel" "there" epic failure.

and other elders, paint graffiti, do drugs, and commit suicide.

- Saw some graffiti? BLAME EVOLUTION. drug use? BLAME EVOLUTION? little timmy killed himself? OMFG EVOLUTION

This is the origin myth of Atheism

- Aside from evolution not being a myth, it also has NOTHING to do with the origin of life.

most likely one of the most dangerous religions around.

- It is not a religion, it's a personal relationship with sanity.

Atheism is more violent than Islam

- All those Atheist terrorists and Atheist abortion clinic bombers never got into the news.

more Godless than Satanism

- Yes, it is godless. You say that like it's a bad thing (hint: it's not.)

and more obscure than Buddhism

- I have multiple issues with this statement. Firstly, it is true, there are less Atheists than Buddhism, but I dont' see how either is "obscure". I don't think you know the meaning of obscure at all. And I've never heard anyone use "obscure" as an insult before.

These psycho meglomaniacs are responsible for the 46,000,000+ abortions in America.

- 98% of people believe in some sort of higher power, 2 percent of the population is not responsible for that many abortions, no matter how much you want it to be true. (I thought we were obscure??)

There is not one drop of evidence to support such a fairy tail

- Considering that this is on the back of your abortion statistic, yes that is true, there is not a shred of evidence to support it.

the evidence that were created by an all powerful being (namely God) is overwhelming!

Please come up with evidence other than "The Bible" or "this tree is pretty". Until then, [citation needed]

old comment by Xotan

Objectively the Bible is not a lie. No more than the tales of the Brothers Grimm, or Hans Anderson are lies - or the novels of Dan Browne (although I view them as Grimm!).

The lie comes in where mythology is taught as history and philosphy and law.

As to atheists being responsible for abortion, I cannot in any way see how this can be rationally explained. It would be interesting to see a spread of when abortions are most widespread. I suspect that when balanced out demographically, the preponderance of such operations occur in the Bible Belt.

BTW, Satanism cannot, by definition, be godless. Who created Satan... I mean... in terms of the Bible, the two are inseparable - two sides of the same coin.

old comment by Thejebusfire

day after day children go to school and learn that the Bible is a lie.

I never learned that the bible was a lie in school.

Because of this philosophy many young ones repel against there parents and other elders, paint graffiti, do drugs, and commit suicide.

Many kids rebel to get attention. Not because the school teaches them to do so.

This is the origin myth of Atheism, most likely one of the most dangerous religions around.

Atheism is NOT a religion. Just like how bald isn't a hair color.

Atheism is more violent than Islam, more Godless than Satanism, and more obscure than Buddhism.

You don't know a damn thing about Islam, Satanism, or Buddhism. Hell, you don't even know a damn thing about your own religion. If you did, you wouldn't be posting this BS.

These psycho meglomaniacs are responsible for the 46,000,000+ abortions in America.

Many women who get abortions are christians. They're not all atheist.

There is not one drop of evidence to support such a fairy tail

It's "fariy tale". Faries don't have "tails".

and the evidence that were created by an all powerful being (namely God) is overwhelming!

That's because you want it to be.

old comment by emau99

[...day after day children go to school and learn that the Bible is a lie.]

Citation, please?

[Because of this philosophy many young ones repel against there parents and other elders, paint graffiti, do drugs, and commit suicide.]

These things aren't particularly prevalent in non-Christian cultures. What makes you think that they're caused by disbelieving the Bible?

[This is the origin myth of Atheism, most likely one of the most dangerous religions around.]

Atheism isn't a religion. It's a lack of religion.

[Atheism is more violent than Islam, more Godless than Satanism, and more obscure than Buddhism.]

Bigotry, much?

[These psycho meglomaniacs are responsible for the 46,000,000+ abortions in America.]

What incontrobertible piece of evidence led you to that inescapable conclusion?

PS--Fuck you.

[There is not one drop of evidence to support such a fairy tail and the evidence that were created by an all powerful being (namely God) is overwhelming!]

Evidence? Well, why didn't you say so?!?

Let's see it.

old comment by Justanotheratheist

1) The bible is a lie. Get over it.
2) Atheism is not inherently violent. Some individual atheists no doubt are violent - it has nothing to do with their atheism. You get people like this everywhere.
3) What does "repel against there parents" mean. Is being semi literate mandatory to be a fundie? Ditto, what is a fairy "tail"?
4) Atheism is not a religion. It is the lack of religion and is, by definition, more Godless than any other belief. At least you got that right.
5) The evidence for an almighty God is all contained in the Bible. For the thousandth time, writing something doesn't ipso facto make it true.
6)The evidence is truly overwhelming that you are a moron.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"A third group is Evolutionists"

I thought we Atheists were supposed to be Fifth Columnists for the NWO/Illuminati?! Oh well, I guess we're succeeding where the First, Second, Third and Fourth Columnists failed.

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"day after day children go to school and learn that the Bible is a lie."

Because as "Lucky Star"'s Miyuki proves here:

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...we know the difference between fiction and fact. Besides, when it says in the Bible 'Man cannot live by bread alone', it says nothing about cake, does it?!

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"Because of this philosophy many young ones repel against there parents"

Parents, how do they fucking work?!

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"and other elders, paint graffiti, do drugs, and commit suicide."

By definition, if they're elders (even Burberry cap/Hoodie-wearing Chavs), then they haven't committed suicide.

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"This is the origin myth of Atheism, most likely one of the most dangerous religions around."

The real danger? Your constant insistence that 'Atheism is a religion'. Better pray that we Atheists don't claim our tax-exempt status then; with the onus on you fundies to repay our tax rebates, backdated & with interest, the financial consequences for right-wing Fundamentalist Christianity would be lethal.

...or you can't be arsed to unchain your wallets and pay said tax rebate. In which case, you've destroyed your own argument, and you forfeit the right to call your own belief a 'religion', and have to pay taxes yourselves. Enjoy your Catch-22, Osama bin Paden.

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"Atheism is more violent than Islam, more Godless than Satanism, and more obscure than Buddhism. These psycho meglomaniacs are responsible for the 46,000,000+ abortions in America."

Scott Roeder. Timothy McVeigh. Anders Breivik. Your argument is invalid.

"There is not one drop of evidence to support such a fairy tail"

The "One Piece"-esque manga/anime "Fairy Tail" is fiction

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"and the evidence that were created by an all powerful being (namely God) is overwhelming!"

We have the evidence for the Big Bang (detuning a TV. The static you see/hear? Electromagnetic remnants of the Big Bang). Evolution? Aircraft hangarloads.

Your call, Creationists. PROTIP: Kitzmiller vs. Dover. Your entire Creationism argument is invalid. The law says so.

Game, Set, and annhilated argument to me.

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