Yes, satan has a penis, but I'm not sure what that has to do with this thread?
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Well, from watching Supernatural, I feel like Luci's penis is small, and that he overcompensates for it with all his bullshit, although Rowena might disagree with me. Still would screw him tho.
"Yes, satan has a penis, but I'm not sure what that has to do with this thread?"
Perhaps the same could be said of [I]all[/I] deities.
What is a penis? A miserable little pile of irrelevance! [/"Castlevania"]
And what does God need with a penis?! [/Capt. James T. Kirk]
Someone's obsessed with the penises of supernatural beings, aren't they?
There is a band called Satan's Almighty Penis, which incidentally is more real than Satan's penis since Satan doesn't exist.
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The purpose of satan's penis, or gawds penis for that matter, is the same as how can santa claus enter a house that doesnt have a chimney. It is a question designed to try to get the believer to come to grips with how childishly silly their reasoning is. There are actually fundies that have "intelectual discussions" to figure whether Adam and Eve had, or did not have belly buttons. I guess belly buttons is a step up from how many angels can sit on the head of a needle.
THAT.....is what that has to do with the thread......
Suck Satan's Cock! [/Bill Hicks]
>:D
@rubber chicken
"Of course Satan has a penis, it's got a funny looking hairpiece and is currently running for President."
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Sides, this is Houston. You are go for launch.
Made my day, that has! b^_^d
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