Speciation has been observed. One species becoming another species has not been observed.
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I couldn't believe someone could be so stupid, so I checked the context. Here's the full quote:
"Speciation has been observed. One species becoming another species has not been observed. In fact, any animal becoming more complex through evolution has NEVER been observed, which means that goo-to-you-via-the-zoo is impossible."
Another nut with no understanding of evolution. He equates evolution with abiogenesis and thinks evolution says that man came from a rock.
Okay, this guy wins the Non-Contradiction Award. I know policy is not to hand out awards until the end, but this can't be beaten. Equaled, maybe, but not beaten. Seriously, his post basically says "Speciation has been observed, but it has not been observed."
Yes it is cute! I'm actually tempted to start using it myself.
The 'Big Bang' was a derisive term coined by a creationist - forget which one. It stuck nicely!
Goo-to-you-via-the-zoo has such a lovely ring to it.
Especially when you compare it to:
"We must, we must, be made of dust"
>>"Goo to you via the zoo" - for all their ignorance, the fundies do come up with funny soundbites.<<
I've actually heard that one for years, I first discovered it on J. P. Holding's Tektonics.org website.
Let's see if we can fit a few more "oo" sounds in there:
Evolution of cows:
goo-to-moo
Evolution of wallabees:
goo-to-roo
Evolution of cats:
goo-to-mew
Evolution of Jon Stewart
goo-to-jew
Evolution of Nike
goo-to-shoe
Constipation:
Tried-and-true to get the overdue stew-through-the-goo, to bid ado-to-you and become poo.
Hell yeah, I'm a real Shakespeare.
Julian -"Big Bang" as the name of the theory was coined by astronomer Fred Hoyle. It's true that he opposed the theory and used the words in a disdainful way, but he was no creationist. He championed a "steady state" model of the universe in which the universe is essentially the same at all times and had no beginning.
And yes, this has for the moment my vote for Non-Contradiction, but I say we should wait a bit, you never know what you can get later...
This is beyond the Non-Contradiction Award; maybe Mental Whiplash Award would do it justice, or even a Pushmepullyou Award (for fans of the original, English, Dr. Dolittle -- especially appropriate with that snappy zoo reference in there).
~David D.G.
" "goo-to-you-via-the-zoo" Let's not give this moron too much credit, this must be a Hovindism or something."
I first 'heard' (ie read) it from Hovind. Well, someone who cut n' pasted Hovind, I should say, as that's how I discovered "Dr." Dino.
Acually speciation can NEVER be observed because it doesn't really happen, at least not in the sense that these retards think it happens. A parent never gives birth to offspring of a different species. An organism today could reproduce with any of its antecdents from the last generation, 10 generations ago, a hundred generations ago, maybe even a thousand generations ago. But at some point as you go back the genetic differences would be too vast to produce a viable offspring. Even so, during that continuum there is no one point where we can say speciation occured. Species is just a name we label things with and we only do so in the punctuated way that we can observe organisms, either contemporary ones or those is the fossil record.
Lightning has been observed. Rolling thunder and bolts of light crossing the sky have not been observed.
Doesn't sound that rational, now does it, dearie?
Confused?
So were we! You can find all of this, and more, on Fundies Say the Darndest Things!
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