whiterider #fundie theresistancemanifesto.com

lets just see if these mind controlled monkeys got what it takes to finish this war off in sytle. They have been playing with the controls of a spiritual neuclear device; let's see if one of these monkeys accidentially pushes the red button; I think that they are going to do it; the scripture says that they are going to do it; but afterwards, I will have a big surprise for all of you in the end. Everything is linning up, and I'm a war weary soldier, but please....save the flowers until it's time, OK?

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