Will the Lord send all the people who voted for Barack Hussein Obama to hell?
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Will the Lord send all the people who voted for Barack Hussein Obama to hell?"
No, but he'll send you to hell for voting for Dumbya.
"I feel the coming of Jesus. He is coming, I can sense it. "
"he will result in the second coming of Jesus. "
"Jesus is coming. Jesus is coming to save us all. "
exhausted !
"Everything bad that is happening because of Obama...the economy, the housing market, recession, rampant homosexuality, murders...this is because of Obama, a man who is a dangerous man"
a few weeks ago but isn't actually in power yet? Riiight....
I should have been praying every night, every day to protect America from B.O.
Or just take a shower now and then and use plenty of deodorant.
Fool!
Barack Obama will rule - this is the will of the LORD thy GOD!
Dare you gainsay the WILL of the LORD thy GOD?
If the LORD thy GOD did not wish for the rule of Barack Obama, do you, puny human, think that he would have let him win?
A pox upon your pathetic wailing.
I should have been praying every night, every day to protect America from B.O. but I didn't...now we will be punished.
who knew that you were such a critical component of the nation's well-being?
and the list of things you mention? i'm gonna go out on a limb and say they all occurred under the present administration.
dumb cunt.
I was going to bring up Romans 13:1-7, but it appears that Obama is so evil that the bad effects of his reign precede him by months to years (or, in the case or murders, millennia).
You are a perfect illustration of exactly how connected with reality a typical fundie is, as well as how delusional and self-centered. Obama was elected in part due to the fact that YOU did not pray enough?!? Your repetition of the "Jesus is coming" line proves only one thing: that you will swallow anything.
Delusional, egotistical fool.
Everything bad that is happening because of Obama...the economy, the housing market, recession, rampant homosexuality, murders
Uh ... George Bush is the President. Obama is just one of 100 senators.
Sore loser, much? Deal with it. We had to suffer George Wanker Bush for 8 years, it's your turn now.
Besides, the people have SPOKEN. That's what democracy is all about, dickhead. If you don't like that, move to a proper theocracy (which you fundies seem to prefer)- like Iran or Saudi Arabia. Now pack your bags & fuck off. Or accept what's happened and stop throwing your toys out of your pram.
"While I am angry at people for falling for B.O's lies, I feel like this is punishment on our nation for the many deviant lifestyles and sinfulness that goes on here."
How much you wanna bet that when he says "sinfulness," he doesn't mean stuff like rape, exploitation and murder or anything like that. No, I'm fairly sure that by "sinfulness" he means homosexuality, science, and not being a fundy.
"I should have been praying every night, every day to protect America from B.O. but I didn't...now we will be punished."
YOU FAILED!!!
"I feel the coming of Jesus. He is coming, I can sense it"
lol!
I seriously begin to believe that all these people are just elaborate phonies!
it's just so ... I don't know - is there no end to the stupid?
"I feel the coming of Jesus. He is coming, I can sense it."
Is there anybody there? Knock once for yes, twice for no, and try to avoid getting tangled up in the ectoplasm.
I should have been praying every night, every day to protect America from B.O. but I didn't...now we will be punished.
So it's all your personal fault, LB, because you were such a slacker in your faith and your duties to pray us out of this mess . . . You , the one person jebus was counting on to suck his ass against the muslim onslaught of the Obamaman . . . now see what you have done. "For the want of a nail . . ."
It's the "Obama Recession" and has nothing to do with thirty-plus years of republican control. And pigs fly.
*sigh*
The economy is bad because YOUR idiot, Bush, fucked it up. Clinton left him with a fine healty economy, and he pissed all over it for the big busnesses. All the while deciving you morons into thinking he is a Christian. He's not, you know, he worships the All Mighty Dollar.
After 8 years of organized grand larceny wreaking havoc on the nation, my most fervent wish is to see the guilty parties punished.
The crystal ball shows the Shrub and Warlord "Friendly Fire" Cheney wearing red jumpsuits at Gitmo.
Jesus has been dead for 2000 years and he's going to stay dead. Deal with it.
Of course he will, the Lord demands that you vote for the republican party at every opportunity. It's actually really shocking just how much the 'Lord's plans fit with the plans of the Republican party.
Aside from his self-important attitude that it was 'his fault' that we elected Obama, I like this notion that Obama is somehow punishment for our 'deviant ways'. So God would punish a nation gone astray by giving them a leader who will... support those deviant ways and make them more widespread? Hey, I'll take it- better than the genocide God usually commits.
"Jesus is coming."
Wow, I could go on forever with the crude comments on that one.
Bukkake Christ!
What, Obama sold morgages to people who couldn't pay them back? Obama organsed gay pride marches in San Francisco? Obama gunned innocent people down in drive-by shootings in LA and Chicago and Detroit?
Jeez. I hadn't heard of him until two years ago. How did he do all this without getting in the papers?
You can pray night and day to protect America from B.O., but you can't hide the stink of fundie armpits.
fergus
Wow, just wow. Obama isn't even president yet, and they're blaming him for the problems caused during the administration of the fundies' favorite president, who btw, is still in office.
"Everything bad that is happening because of Obama...the economy, the housing market, recession, rampant homosexuality, murders...this is because of Obama"
Barack Obama, travelling back in time to fuck up your shit.
Obama...the economy, the housing market, recession, rampant homosexuality, murders...this is because of Obama
Didn't those pre-date Obama?
"Everything bad that is happening because of Obama...the economy, the housing market, recession"
Obama hasn't even taken office yet, and now he's responsible for all this crap. Let's take a look:
the economy Bushthe housing market Bushrecession Bushmurders Bush
So it's hardly fair to blame Obama for things that are Bush's fault. But that's the fundy way. A powerful fundy fucks things up, and they blame the Democrats and liberals.
"Will the Lord send all the people who voted for Barack Hussein Obama to hell?"
I was going to, but then I realized that would've meant sending Oprah to hell too. I can't do that, it's in my contract. That woman has strings she can pull like you wouldn't believe.
Wait, what?! The economic downturn brought on by voodoo trickledown economics (that didn't work the first time) is now Obama's fault? Blame your Dear Leader Bush, asshole. His administration got us - and the world - into this mess. You're an idiot.
That Bible of yours tells you to obey the secular government, as that's the one put there by your Lord. Didn't you read your Good Book, LB? What about "Render unto Caesar?"
Everything bad? You mean the stabilizing economy, less people needing to sleep on the street, the decline of the recession, the tolerance and "love thine enemy" thing. That's all because of God choosing Obama to rule your country? Maybe Obama IS the second coming of Jesus?
Did I cause Loves Blue into cardiac arrest now? Oh well...
"Will the Lord send all the people who voted for Barack Hussein Obama to hell? "
There is no lord or hell so I suspect not you pathetically stupid excuse for a pile of relatively retarded shit.
My cow shit is relatively smarter.
Romans 11:26-32.
I bet quite a fair amount of Jews voted for Obama.
Enjoy your destroyed doctrine, Love Blowing Goats. [/"Wayne's World"]
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