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Children of the Devil, NEW WORLD ORDER

It is my firm belief, based on observation combined with Biblical research, that western civilization is raising a generation of children which, once they are grown, shall be fully subservient to Satan. Just as the Devil convinced Eve that she could become a god, so is the secular world teaching their children that they are gods, and that there is virtue in sinning. Pride, Greed, Envy, Anger, Lust, Gluttony and Laziness have become 'norms' in our Society. Not only are these attitudes tolerated, they are encourged by parents, teachers, "churches," and the State.

Who is responsible for this, you ask?

Marxism, radical feminism, and the sodomite agenda -- three forces which are working in common cause towards the persecution of Christians, the coming of the false christ, and, ultimately, the enslavement of mankind to the will of the Devil. What better way to enslave mankind to the Devil than to ensure they are living in a state of absolute moral corruption?

Anyone who refuses to become a mindless drone will be destroyed.

SO, ARE WE READY TO DIE FOR OUR FAITH?

41 comments

old comment by Mary Sunshine

Your idea that there are three causes that are "working towards the persecution of Christians" is fallacious and ridiculous. Feminism, sodomites (gay people, to you), and Marxism groups are not persecuting you--they are taking steps to make sure that they can stay as far away from you as possible.
In all its history, the United States has never been in the position we're in now. It is being run by the powerful, vocal, and moneyed Christian Right, and our beloved W is a born-again Christian. Correct me if I'm wrong, but isn't there something in our Declaration and Constituion that mentions separation of church and state? George W is nothing more than a puppet for these people. They're the ones who paid for most of his campaign, and as anyone can see, whatever they want him to do is done. So take your whining persecution complex bullshit and tell it to somebody who gives a shit. Pot + Kettle + Fundie = Black

old comment by Papabear

"It is my firm belief, based on observation combined with Biblical research, that western civilization is raising a generation of children which, once they are grown, shall be fully subservient to Satan."
Well, that's why no one how matters pays any attention to your observations or Biblical research. "Just as the Devil convinced Eve that she could become a god, so is the secular world teaching their children that they are gods, and that there is virtue in sinning." The Bible doesn't claim that the serpent is the devil. It claims the serpent was the most beguiling of the animals. "Pride, Greed, Envy, Anger, Lust, Gluttony and Laziness have become 'norms' in our Society." Maybe for you. I'm pretty much free of greed, envy and laziness. Fairly proficient at lust and gluttony, though. "Not only are these attitudes tolerated, they are encourged by parents, teachers, "churches," and the State." Only to some limited degrees. While one might aspire to have none of those qualities, nobody can achieve that goal. And, wouldn't it make for an awfully boring world without at least some of those "vices?" "Who is responsible for this, you ask?" No, I was just sighing. "Marxism, radical feminism, and the sodomite agenda" Yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys think they are responsible for every little thing you're afraid of, huh? "-- three forces which are working in common cause towards the persecution of Christians," Shut up! Xians are NOT persecuted in the U.S. and I think you probably know that. "the coming of the false christ, and, ultimately, the enslavement of mankind to the will of the Devil. What better way to enslave mankind to the Devil than to ensure they are living in a state of absolute moral corruption?" Uh huh. Did I miss your evidence that the Devil actually exists? "Anyone who refuses to become a mindless drone will be destroyed." Well, I guess your safe then. "SO, ARE WE READY TO DIE FOR OUR FAITH?" Are you ready to die for your faith? I hope so. The sooner, the better.

old comment by Scott

Children of the Devil, NEW WORLD ORDER

Translation: HELP! I'm insane!

It is my firm belief, based on observation combined with Biblical research,

Translation: I randomly picked a bunch of verses and cherrypicked some evidence,

that western civilization is raising a generation of children which, once they are grown, shall be fully subservient to Satan.

Translation: Our children have minds, and I don't like this "thinking" stuff they are doing.

Just as the Devil convinced Eve that she could become a god, so is the secular world teaching their children that they are gods, and that there is virtue in sinning.

Translation: I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.

Pride, Greed, Envy, Anger, Lust, Gluttony and Laziness have become 'norms' in our Society.

America, America, God shed his grace on thee....

Not only are these attitudes tolerated, they are encourged by parents, teachers, "churches," and the State.

Hey, I'm an anarchist, but even I know the State isn't encouraging people to sin. That's because the State is either pro-Christian or doesn't give a shit about it.

Who is responsible for this, you ask?

Fundy mass paranoia?

Marxism, radical feminism, and the sodomite agenda

I was right!

-- three forces which are working in common cause towards the persecution of Christians,

Yep, I was so right.

the coming of the false christ,

Please, no more, thank you.

and, ultimately, the enslavement of mankind to the will of the Devil.

That was a very solid hypothesis.

What better way to enslave mankind to the Devil than to ensure they are living in a state of absolute moral corruption?

Sex.

Anyone who refuses to become a mindless drone will be destroyed.

I think my irony meter just broke.

SO, ARE WE READY TO DIE FOR OUR FAITH?

I hope you are. I'll be here laughing.

old comment by NotMe

Pride: nothing wrong with being proud of your achievements. If no one cared about what they did and din't feel good because of it, we would still be living in caves scavenging for food.
Greed, damn all those people wanting a comfortable life. Wanting a house or a full refrigerator is just so evil. Envy, the answer to envy is mass production. All material non living things that you could want are repoducable and therefore can be bought without causing any dmage to the person you were envious of before buying the item. Anger, you'd better not hit back when some guy tries to kick your ass. Lust, waht? Sex is fun? No way. Gluttony, at one time eating a slice of bread with 2 kinds of dairy product was considered gluttony. There even is an old proverb for that one over here. Laziness, my theory is that all living things are inherently lazy. That is why we use wheelbarrows instead of carrying all those stones 1 or 2 at the time, why we invented cars so we wouldn't have to walk, why we made computers to do complex calculations for us and just about every other invention is made to lighten the work load.

old comment by Anon-e-moose

"Children of the Devil, NEW WORLD ORDER

It is my firm belief, based on observation combined with Biblical research, that western civilization is raising a generation of children which, once they are grown, shall be fully subservient to Satan. Just as the Devil convinced Eve that she could become a god, so is the secular world teaching their children that they are gods, and that there is virtue in sinning. Pride, Greed, Envy, Anger, Lust, Gluttony and Laziness have become 'norms' in our Society. Not only are these attitudes tolerated, they are encourged by parents, teachers, "churches," and the State."

(*YAWN*)

"Who is responsible for this, you ask?

Marxism, radical feminism, and the sodomite agenda -- three forces which are working in common cause towards the persecution of Christians, the coming of the false christ, and, ultimately, the enslavement of mankind to the will of the Devil. What better way to enslave mankind to the Devil than to ensure they are living in a state of absolute moral corruption?

Anyone who refuses to become a mindless drone will be destroyed.

SO, ARE WE READY TO DIE FOR OUR FAITH?"

Well, considering this Biblical fact:

...and the ten killed by Satan were only by the specific authorisation of God, speaking as an Atheist, all I can say is this:

Stop it, you're turning me on. >:D